Enlisted vs Officer
A young Major meets with a MSgt in his office. He asks, "MSgt, how do
you run such an efficient section? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the MSgt, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people." The Major frowns. "But how do I know if the
people around me are really intelligent?"
The MSgt takes a sip of coffee. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle." The MSgt yells out to one of his favorite
TSgt's. The Tech walks into the room. "Yes, MSgt what can I do for you?"
The MSgt smiles "Answer me this, please. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, the TSgt answers, "Well, that would be me."
"Yes, Very good, thanks" says the MSgt.
The Major goes back to his office to ask his officers the same question.
"Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "All of the officers
look at the Major in amazement, we're not sure," "let us get back to you
on that one." The officers then have numerous meetings to discuss it,
without a resolution.
Finally, they run into the CMSgt, "Chief! Can you answer this for us?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?" The Chief yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" All of the
officers smile, and say, "Thanks!"
Then, they schedule a meeting with the Major, "Sir we found the answer,
we did some research and we have the answer to that riddle. It's a Chief."
The Major gets up, and starts screaming at them, "No, you idiots! It's a TSgt!" [^]
you run such an efficient section? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the MSgt, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people." The Major frowns. "But how do I know if the
people around me are really intelligent?"
The MSgt takes a sip of coffee. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle." The MSgt yells out to one of his favorite
TSgt's. The Tech walks into the room. "Yes, MSgt what can I do for you?"
The MSgt smiles "Answer me this, please. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, the TSgt answers, "Well, that would be me."
"Yes, Very good, thanks" says the MSgt.
The Major goes back to his office to ask his officers the same question.
"Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "All of the officers
look at the Major in amazement, we're not sure," "let us get back to you
on that one." The officers then have numerous meetings to discuss it,
without a resolution.
Finally, they run into the CMSgt, "Chief! Can you answer this for us?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?" The Chief yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" All of the
officers smile, and say, "Thanks!"
Then, they schedule a meeting with the Major, "Sir we found the answer,
we did some research and we have the answer to that riddle. It's a Chief."
The Major gets up, and starts screaming at them, "No, you idiots! It's a TSgt!" [^]
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quote:Originally posted by FEENIX
A young Major meets with a MSgt in his office. He asks, "MSgt, how do
you run such an efficient section? Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the MSgt, "the most important thing is to surround yourself
with intelligent people." The Major frowns. "But how do I know if the
people around me are really intelligent?"
The MSgt takes a sip of coffee. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle." The MSgt yells out to one of his favorite
TSgt's. The Tech walks into the room. "Yes, MSgt what can I do for you?"
The MSgt smiles "Answer me this, please. Your mother and father have a
child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, the TSgt answers, "Well, that would be me."
"Yes, Very good, thanks" says the MSgt.
The Major goes back to his office to ask his officers the same question.
"Answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not
your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "All of the officers
look at the Major in amazement, we're not sure," "let us get back to you
on that one." The officers then have numerous meetings to discuss it,
without a resolution.
Finally, they run into the CMSgt, "Chief! Can you answer this for us?
Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?" The Chief yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" All of the
officers smile, and say, "Thanks!"
Then, they schedule a meeting with the Major, "Sir we found the answer,
we did some research and we have the answer to that riddle. It's a Chief."
The Major gets up, and starts screaming at them, "No, you idiots! It's a TSgt!" [^]
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