anniversary gift (another joke)
Anniversary Gift
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a
gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT
BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work.
When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there
was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Old one, Butt still very funny!!
"Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big? No dear, your big Butt makes your butt look big!!!!"0
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