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dheffley
Have you ever been asked "Does a wild bear poop in the woods?"

Here's the answer,

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  • Fatstrat
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?
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  • dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?


    Wooded area is usally considered "in the woods". Might be kind of hard to be "in" any wood unless you're a termite.[;)]
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  • mateomasfeo
    Somewhere around here I have a picture of a bear crapping on the highway. It's around here somewhere...
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  • Rocky4winds
    Are minivans native to the woods also?
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  • tazzer
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky4winds
    Are minivans native to the woods also?


    yep but they require another tag [}:)][:D][:D]
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo

    Somewhere around here I have a picture of a bear crapping on the highway. It's around here somewhere...

    As a lawyer I think you would have to agree that just because bears crap on the highway, it doesn't mean they don't crap in the woods. So, the answer would still be yes, they crap in the woods.
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  • Fatstrat
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?


    Wooded area is usally considered "in the woods". Might be kind of hard to be "in" any wood unless you're a termite.[;)]

    I dunno. Kind a looks like a path to me. One could easily say that a bear poops on a path. Not in the woods.
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  • dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by Fatstrat
    Ok, call me dense, but I have to ask. The bear appears to be near,but not actually IN the woods. What's the answer?


    Wooded area is usally considered "in the woods". Might be kind of hard to be "in" any wood unless you're a termite.[;)]

    I dunno. Kind a looks like a path to me. One could easily say that a bear poops on a path. Not in the woods.


    Without smelling it, you can't be sure it's a he, or that it's not just passing gas.

    So, I'll leave you to you interpitation.[^]
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  • dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by Rocky4winds
    Are minivans native to the woods also?


    Never seen a road going through the woods? Interesting.[:D]
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  • Dakota308
    looks photoshoped to me[:D]
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  • A J Christ
    Well, it shows a bear pooping at the edge of the woods.

    But yes, a wild bear does poop in the woods, unless he's at the edge of the woods.
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by A J Christ
    Well, it shows a bear pooping at the edge of the woods.

    But yes, a wild bear does poop in the woods, unless he's at the edge of the woods.

    Or on a highway.
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  • JamesRK
    After considering all the input, I've about decided bears poop pretty much wherever they want to.
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK



    As a lawyer I think you would have to agree that just because bears crap on the highway, it doesn't mean they don't crap in the woods. So, the answer would still be yes, they crap in the woods.






    I think you would have to agree that as a lawyer I don't have to agree with anything!!![:D]
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  • jwb267
    how far can you actually go into the woods?
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  • MVP
    I think she is peeing.
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  • dheffley
    quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
    After considering all the input, I've about decided bears poop pretty much wherever they want to.


    Lets just say, I'm not going to be the one to tell them they can't![:D]
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  • woodshermit
    If I see a pile of what appear to my 25 years of living in the Maine woods eyes to be bear poop out in the forest(which is common), I assume that it was deposited there by a bear. This particular photo seems to be a bear squatting on the side of the road.
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  • JamesRK
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    I think you would have to agree that as a lawyer I don't have to agree with anything!!![:D]

    mateomasfeo ?????? 1
    JamesRK ???????????? 0

    [:D] [:D] [:D]
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  • lts
    So a Polar Bear would _h_t in the snow?
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  • Turbo72
    Ok, so we have cleared that one up. A bear does s--t in the woods.

    BUT...Is a frogs arse water tight???
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  • victorlvlb
    I still don't believe that bear can chit in the woods unless thier termmites. A frogs butt can only exhale , not inhale, same as yours. We all had better get a hobby.[:D][:D][:D]
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