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  • dheffley
    Mean, but funny.

    A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the
    Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
    asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
    has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
    move."

    "Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother
    Teresa 's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved,
    indicating that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St.
    Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln 's clock. The hands
    have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies
    in his entire life."

    "Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man.

    "Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
    ceiling fan."
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  • redneckandy
    Thats not mean but funny as h@ll[:D]
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  • sarge_3ad
    I didn't find that so funny, but more factual!
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  • youngsparkey
    +1 [:D]
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  • bull300wsm
    [:D][:D][8D]
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  • victorlvlb
    Could Dubyas clock be used for a turbo to run a generator?
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