Clocks
our clocks go back one hour tonight.its 11.15pm.do they go back in the states?
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Mean, but funny.
A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He
asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock
move."
"Oh," said the man. Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother
Teresa 's," replied St. Peter. "The hands have never moved,
indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St.
Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln 's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies
in his entire life."
"Where's Hillary's clock?" asked the man.
"Hillary's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."0 -
Thats not mean but funny as h@ll[:D] 0 -
I didn't find that so funny, but more factual! 0 -
+1 [:D] 0 -
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Could Dubyas clock be used for a turbo to run a generator? 0
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