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Funniest movie line to you?

Plain ole bubba
Mine is in Face Off where the SWAT team is breaking in the bad guys house and it's getting all shot to hell and he says "man my place is getting f***** up" that line always gives me the giggles lol and also when the same guy says "no more drugs for that man" after cator troy/sean archer spazes out. what's your funniest movie line?
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  • Glock23Expert
    "Lighten up, Francis."
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  • HappyNanoq
    Hehe... Caddyshack and Back to school... I love those movies.


    I liked the movie where they spoof Starwars... SPACEBALLS.!!

    "Darth vader" comes walking in - with an INCREDIBLE big helmet!! (in the form of that little guy from GhostBusters.. the one that turns into a dog)


    (Breathing through helmet)

    (Breathing through helmet)

    (Breathing through helmet)

    (Breathing through helmet)

    (Laboured breathing through helmet..)

    (Panicky and laboured breathing through helmet...)

    He flips the front of the helmet open and yells...


    I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS THING ??!?!?!??!!!!!!!
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  • aramisvi
    I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
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  • Tritonbmc
    Cary Grant in North by Northwest

    I can't defend my country, I've 2 ex-wives, an overbearing mother, and a bartender that depend on me for a living[:D]
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  • aramisvi
    Another good one is in the Rutger Hauer movie Split Second.

    They are shooting at this alien/demon thingy and nothing seems to hurt it...the dorky english co-star declares "We're gonna need bigger f****** guns!"
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  • HappyNanoq
    quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
    I see your schwartz is as big as mine.


    There are TWO sides to any Schwartz... he's got the upside... I got the downside.

    [:D]
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  • Blade Slinger
    +1


    quote:Originally posted by zink
    One of many in "Blazing Saddles" that can't be repeated here.

    Lance
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  • allen griggs
    I'm pretty sure it was in Blazing Saddles, but the new black sheriff rode into town, jumped up on the stage, and yelled out "Where all the White Wommens is?"

    Damn that was funny.
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  • HavegunJoe
    Wesley Snipes to Sylvester Stallone in Demolition Man, "you can't take away a person's right to be an Axx Hole".
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  • ripley16
    Caution very raw language

    From Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

    Head Elf - "Are you a peter puffer?"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_wqqHN2QOA

    This always makes me laugh...can't help it.
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  • tapwater
    From "True Lies":

    Jamie Lee Curtis: "Have you ever killed anyone?"

    Arnold (on sodium pentathol) "Yes, but they were all bad."
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  • tobefree
    I've heard them all, and this one is still the best!!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4
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  • grdad45
    James Coburn to Carroll O'connor in Waterhole #3-
    "You mean assault with a friendly weapon?"
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  • jpwolf
    Something About Mary

    "How did ya get the beans, on top of the frank?"
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