Blue Pigeon - NSFW
This is not politically correct but funny nonetheless. I live in Arizona so it has a "special meaning" for me. And yes, go ahead and accuse me of being "insensitive". [;)][:D]
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
Phoenix. He just couldn't remove them from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city, but, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw her. They gathered up behind her and followed as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful, actually miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee. Since the man had rid the city of pigeons, he'd decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.
The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
The mayor of Phoenix was very worried about a plague of pigeons in
Phoenix. He just couldn't remove them from the city. All of Phoenix was full of pigeon poop. The people of Phoenix couldn't walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to try to keep the streets and sidewalks clean.
One day a man came to City Hall and offered the Mayor a proposition. "I can rid your beautiful city of its plague of pigeons without cost to the city, but, you must promise not to ask me any questions. Or, you can pay me five million dollars and ask one question." The mayor considered the offer briefly and accepted the free proposition.
The next day the man climbed to the top of City Hall, opened his coat, and released a blue pigeon. The blue pigeon circled in the air and flew up into the bright blue Arizona sky. All the pigeons in Phoenix saw her. They gathered up behind her and followed as she flew southward out of the city.
The next day the blue pigeon returned completely alone to the man atop City Hall. The Mayor was very impressed. He thought the man and the blue pigeon had performed a wonderful, actually miraculous feat to rid Phoenix of the plague of pigeons.
Even though the man with the pigeon had charged nothing, the mayor presented him with a check for 5 million dollars and told the man that, indeed, he did have a question to ask and even though they had agreed to no fee. Since the man had rid the city of pigeons, he'd decided to pay the 5 million just to get to ask ONE question. The man accepted the money and told the mayor to ask his question.
The mayor asked: "Do you have a blue Mexican?"
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Man I'm glad you didn't say Canadians!![:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Now that's funny, I don't care WHO you are!!! 0 -
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Now that's funny, I don't care WHO you are!!!
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quote:Originally posted by wanted man
Now that's funny, I don't care WHO you are!!!
DITTO!!!
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Incidently, I recall an article in the American Rifleman in about 1961 where a town, seems to me it was Indiana, was having trouble with too many pigeons, and local residents resolved the issue with 12 gauges shooting #9 shot. Most shots were near vertical and there were no injuries (other than to the pigeons) nor property damage. I'd have trouble believing that that solution could be accomplished in the present state of paranoia.0 -
To bad the guy didn't have a blue Mexican.[:(][:(][:(] 0 -
That joke's been told around here a few times...
... and it never ceases to get a chuckle outta me.[:D]0
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