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One More for the Women!

hisbigbootygirl
before i go:

A Woman's Poem


He didn't like the casserole

And he didn't like my cake.

He said my biscuits were too hard...

Not like his mother used to make.

I didn't perk the coffee right

He didn't like the stew,

I didn't mend his socks

The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer

I was looking for a clue.

Then I smacked the poop right out of him...

Like his mama needed to do.
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl
    before i go:


    And where are you going?
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  • swamp_thing
    Heck, even I like that one. Had to share it with the better half.[:D]
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  • rider
    Cruel.......[}:)][}:)]

    rider
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  • victorlvlb
    Must be that time of the month.
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Very clever.

    Of course, I always wondered what sort of unsavory characters the types of men were who married a woman in the hopes they would get their mom.[xx(]
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