The Exotic Dancer in the Family
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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[:D][:D]Posted recently, but still funny 0 -
[:D][:D]Good one!![:D][:D] 0 -
[:)][:)][:)]Thats good. 0 -
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first time for me but dang funny[:D][:D] 0 -
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really do we want to have to look at that for 8yrs0 -
Made me laugh outloud. Thanks. 0 -
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Funny pic! 0 -
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That was a good one[:D]
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quote:Originally posted by Odawgp
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really do we want to have to look at that for 8yrs
I sure don't, I don't want to look at it for 8 seconds.[xx(]0 -
I was dissapointed at first, WOO-HOO pictures![:p]
After the pic of Billary I think I lost the urge[xx(]0 -
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It's been posted before...
... and never fails to get a laugh out of me![:D]
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