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The World's Shortest Books:
Books for summer reading......... not much time involved

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry
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AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian
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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton with an introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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AND, JUST ADDED:
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy!
by Nancy Pelosi
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  • Ba Sardo
    WORDS I CAN PRONOUNCE CORRECTLY by GW Bush

    WARS I HAVE FOUGHT IN by GW Bush

    WARS I HAVE WON by GW Bush
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by Ba Sardo

    WARS I HAVE WON by GW Bush


    that ones so short it doesnt exist
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  • CA sucks
    People I pardoned that Actually deserved one, by G. W. Bush

    The WMDs I actually found in Iraq by G.W. Bush

    Action I actually took to restore Americans 2nd Ammendment rights, by G. W. Bush.

    The real logic/reasons for invading Iraq, by G. W. Bush.

    Just had to balance it out politically, since the opening post was mostly making fun of prominent liberals.

    and for an attempt to be apolitical and make a new joke:
    "An idiots guide to lip synching", by Britanny Spears.
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Permanent Gun Bans I Didn't Sign - Ronald Reagan

    How to Hunt Safely - Dick Cheney

    Why I Love the Constitution - GW Bush

    How to Keep Government Small - GW Bush

    Why and How I Support our Border Patrol Agents - GW Bush
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  • CeeWhy
    "How to fall behind in the opinion polls" by Kevin Rudd.

    "How to stay ahead in the opinion polls", co-authored by John Howard and George W. Bush.
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  • Laredo Lefty
    "Things I know about world climate" ..... By Al Gore

    "My expertise in world affairs"........ By Sean Penn

    "My life sober" ....................... By Ted Kennedy
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  • PaulF
    MORALITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE by Bill Clinton

    HOW I LOST WEIGHT AND BECAME BEAUTIFUL by Rosie Odonnell

    MAN-UP AND STOP WHINING! by the Democratic Congress on the Irag War
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by PaulF
    MORALITY IN THE WHITE HOUSE by Bill Clinton

    HOW I LOST WEIGHT AND BECAME BEAUTIFUL by Rosie Odonnell

    MAN-UP AND STOP WHINING! by the Democratic Congress on the Irag War

    you spelled Iraq wrong
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  • gearheaddad
    Fine Irish Restaurants...... Author Unknown
    Black Men I Have Met While Yachting....Author Unknown
    Italian War Victories......Author Unknown
    [:)]
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  • p3skyking
    Things I don't POOF
    by Dr. Pigg

    [}:)][:p]
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    How to Lead By Example - co-authored by GW Bush and Al Gore

    How to Enlist in Times of War - Chickenhawk Republicans

    How to Support the Military in Times of War - Loudmouthed Democrats

    How to Take Care of Women and Children - Anon. Palestinian
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