HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
Hillary Clinton was sworn in today as President.
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the
White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary
says, 'How can I best serve my country? '
Washington says, 'Nev er tell a lie.'
'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Jefferson says,
'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.'
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says,
'How can I best serve my country?'
Lincoln says,
'Go to the theater.'
She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the
White House.
She has waited several years for this.
FIRST NIGHT
Suddenly! The ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary
says, 'How can I best serve my country? '
Washington says, 'Nev er tell a lie.'
'Ouch!' Says Hillary, 'I don't know about that.'
SECOND NIGHT
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, 'How can I best serve my country?'
Jefferson says,
'Listen to the people.'
'Ohhh! I really don't want to do that.'
THIRD NIGHT
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears... Hillary says,
'How can I best serve my country?'
Lincoln says,
'Go to the theater.'
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HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT
in January 2009
Hillary Clinton ! gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long..........
The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"
Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."
The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says,
"Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."
On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"
Lincoln says,
"Go to the theater."0 -
[:)][:D][8D]....I like that one. 0 -
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The Associated Press, January 19, 2005
By Janet Mcconnaughey
NEW ORLEANS-There's nothing unconstitutional in making solicitation for oral sex a felony even though soliciting for sexual intercourse is a misdemeanor, the Louisiana Supreme Court ruled Wednesday.
http://www.sodomylaws.org/usa/louisiana/lanews051.htm0 -
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! 0 -
Look at the reply it got on Craig's list!
http://charlotte.craigslist.org/rnr/266738139.html0 -
damn communist feminazi beyotch... And Hilary is even worse. Liberals just by their very existence make me mad.
Great joke though.
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sexist country , yep .
wrench
imagine hillery on here first days of pms , in the war room ?????0 -
For a joke to be funny, it needs to have some merit founded in reality.[:(!]
Hillary would NEVER ask "How can I best serve my country?"[:p]0
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