Who's The MAN of YOUR HOUSE!?? <jk>
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled;
"YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you
will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards,
you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
"YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE"
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you
will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go
upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards,
you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and
towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands.
Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The funeral director would be my first guess."
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pretty good zipper...im thinking ,you been influenced, by a moslem![:D][:D] 0 -
quote:mond:
pretty good zipper...im thinking ,you been influenced, by a moslem!
That reminds me ... been meaning to ask ... how much longer do you
think Europeans will continue speaking their respective languages
before transitioning over to Arabic? I understand the French and the
Italians are well on their way!
I figure that we Americans have about 10-15 years before we'll be
required to speak Spanish![:D]0 -
Good one Zipper![:D][:D][:D] 0
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