Osama Bin Laden...Joke

crims40

January 23, 2007 14:57

Trying to escape through Pakistan, Osama Bin Laden
found a bottle on a beach and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with
a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you
know who I am?
I don't need any common woman giving me anything"
barked Bin Laden.
The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the
impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three
American women in my bed in the morning.

So just do it and be off with you!"

The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with:

Lorena Bobbitt,

Tonya Harding, and

Hillary Clinton.

His p*nis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had
no health insurance.

God is good.

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  kimi

  January 23, 2007 15:44

  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  Cubslover

  January 23, 2007 15:48

  [:D][:D][:D]

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  stevenrayspeck

  January 23, 2007 17:08

  [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  Forkliftking

  January 23, 2007 17:13

  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  allen griggs

  January 23, 2007 17:18

  Pretty good joke.
  Like any good joke, it has a basis in truth.
  I have heard credible reports that Osama has a real crush on Whitney Houston. I think that was in the "pre-crack-ho" phase.

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  dpmule

  January 23, 2007 17:24

  [:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  sig232

  January 23, 2007 20:50

  [:D][8D][:)][:D][:0][:0]

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  theboogeyman

  January 24, 2007 03:25

  [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]

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  ElMuertoMonkey

  January 24, 2007 06:12

  With Hillary Clinton in his bed, you'd figure his @$$ would be bleeding, too![}:)][:D][:D][:D]

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