White House Tour
Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was
invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he
asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal
bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he
was astonished to see that President Clinton had a
solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura,
about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "When I am president, I
could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do
something that self-indulgent!"
Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her
tour of the White House, she told Hillary how
impressed George had been at his discovery of the
fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the
President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting
ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill....
"I found out who Peed in your Saxophone."
invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he
asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal
bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's personal bathroom, he
was astonished to see that President Clinton had a
solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura,
about the urinal.
"Just think," he said, "When I am president, I
could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do
something that self-indulgent!"
Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her
tour of the White House, she told Hillary how
impressed George had been at his discovery of the
fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the
President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting
ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill....
"I found out who Peed in your Saxophone."
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So why did he keep a saxophone in his bathroom?
...Pervert.0 -
quote:Originally posted by cce1302
So why did he keep a saxophone in his bathroom?
...Pervert.
ROTFL... that's better than the joke itself! [8D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by cce1302
So why did he keep a saxophone in his bathroom?
...Pervert.
He liked to have "SAX", wile takin' a dump!![xx(]
Jeff0 -
[:D][:D][:D] Good joke! 0
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