Difference between the Left and Rght <jk>
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.. After the cut he
asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies, "I c annot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very
happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business"
and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and
leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the left and right.
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asked about his bill and the barber replies, "I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week." The florist is
pleased and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank
you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you
card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay
his bill the barber again replies, "I c annot accept money from you.
I'm doing community service this week." The Republican is very
happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card
and a dozen different books, such as "How to Improve Your Business"
and "Becoming More Successful."
Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his
bill the barber again replies, "I cannot accept money from you. I'm
doing community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and
leaves the shop.
The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the left and right.
[:D]
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Funny![:D][:D][:D]
Point! Democrats are greedy buzzards???[:0]0 -
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