Boat for Sale
Ole and Lena vas dryfing down da road ven dey vent past Sven's
place. Out front vas a 4x8 sheet uff plyvood vit a sign vat said "boat
for sale"
A little farther on Lena sez "I didn't know Sven had a boat"
Ole says "he ain't got no boat. He ain't neffer had vun".
Lena sez" Vell vat about dat sign? Do you tink Sven iss maybe gittin
goofy?"
Ole sez, "Vee bedder go back and sheck"
Ven dey drive oop, Sven iss standing in da yard. Ole says, " Sven iss
you feeling alright?"
"Ya sure but I neffer felt better" sez Sven.
"Vell vat about dat sign dere--You ain't got no boat" says Ole.
"Vell" sez Sven "youse see dat Yon Deere tractor offer dere"
"Ya" sez Ole.
"And youse sees dat cultiwaiter dere behind it?"
"Ya" sez Ole.
"Vell, dere boat for sale"
place. Out front vas a 4x8 sheet uff plyvood vit a sign vat said "boat
for sale"
A little farther on Lena sez "I didn't know Sven had a boat"
Ole says "he ain't got no boat. He ain't neffer had vun".
Lena sez" Vell vat about dat sign? Do you tink Sven iss maybe gittin
goofy?"
Ole sez, "Vee bedder go back and sheck"
Ven dey drive oop, Sven iss standing in da yard. Ole says, " Sven iss
you feeling alright?"
"Ya sure but I neffer felt better" sez Sven.
"Vell vat about dat sign dere--You ain't got no boat" says Ole.
"Vell" sez Sven "youse see dat Yon Deere tractor offer dere"
"Ya" sez Ole.
"And youse sees dat cultiwaiter dere behind it?"
"Ya" sez Ole.
"Vell, dere boat for sale"
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