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There's a big Hollywood party and all the stars are there: Demi, Ashton, Brad, Pamela, etc. Mick Jagger is there and decides to hit on Kate Moss. But she turns him down flat. It just goes to show you:
A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss. [:o)]
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss. [:o)]
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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A middle-aged woman seemed timid as she visited her gynecologist.
"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me."
"This one's kind of strange..." said the woman.
"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
"Well," said the woman, "Yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and I heard a plink-plink in the toilet. When I looked down, the water was full of pennies."
"Mmmm, I see." said the, doctor.
"That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
"Uh-huh." the doctor said as he got more and more interested in her story.
"That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning
there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored. "I'm scared out of my wits!"
The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There is nothing to be frightened about. You're simply going through the change." [:o)]
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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