Mesican style
A Mesican from the valley found himself in San Antonio and decided to approach a prostitute down on the River Walk. He asked her, "How much do you
Sharge for the hour?" "$100," she replied.
"Do you do Mesican style?" he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
."
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you
$500 to go Mesican style with me! What do you say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over
ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from
weirdoes from all over the world. How kinky could Mesican style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and Said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and Disgusting. Where does the 'Mesican style' come in?" The Mesican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday when I Get my sheck."
Sharge for the hour?" "$100," she replied.
"Do you do Mesican style?" he asked.
Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.
He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I'll pay you $300 to do it
."
Again she declined.
Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I'll give you
$500 to go Mesican style with me! What do you say?"
Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over
ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from
weirdoes from all over the world. How kinky could Mesican style be?"
After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and Said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and Disgusting. Where does the 'Mesican style' come in?" The Mesican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Friday when I Get my sheck."
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