New Drugs For Women - Joke!
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> > NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
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> > DAMNITOL
> > Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
>hours.
> >
> > EMPTYNESTROGEN
> > Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by
>reminding
>you
> > of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
>they
> > moved out.
> >
> > ST. MOMMA'S WORT
> > Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
>preschoolers
> > unconscious for up to two days.
> >
> > PEPTOBIMBO
> > Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
>before
> > an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
>prevents
> > conception.
> >
> > DUMBEROL
> > When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ,
>resulting in
> > enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
> >
> > FLIPITOR
> > Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
>and
>the
> > urge to flip off other drivers.
> >
> > MENICILLIN
> > Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to
> > such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
> >
> > BUYAGRA
> > Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
> > duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
> >
> > JACKASSPIRIN
> > Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
>birthday,
> > anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
> >
> > ANTI-TALKSIDENT
> > A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
>eager to
> > share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
> >
> > NAGAMENT
> > When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
> > irritation level as nagging him.
> >
> >
> > Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man
>who
>can
> > handle it.
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>
> >
> > NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN
> >
> > DAMNITOL
> > Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full
>hours.
> >
> > EMPTYNESTROGEN
> > Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by
>reminding
>you
> > of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till
>they
> > moved out.
> >
> > ST. MOMMA'S WORT
> > Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering
>preschoolers
> > unconscious for up to two days.
> >
> > PEPTOBIMBO
> > Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed
>before
> > an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
>prevents
> > conception.
> >
> > DUMBEROL
> > When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ,
>resulting in
> > enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
> >
> > FLIPITOR
> > Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage
>and
>the
> > urge to flip off other drivers.
> >
> > MENICILLIN
> > Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to
> > such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. "
> >
> > BUYAGRA
> > Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
> > duration, and credit limit of spending spree.
> >
> > JACKASSPIRIN
> > Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your
>birthday,
> > anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
> >
> > ANTI-TALKSIDENT
> > A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too
>eager to
> > share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
> >
> > NAGAMENT
> > When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same
> > irritation level as nagging him.
> >
> >
> > Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh, and any man
>who
>can
> > handle it.
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