Baby Skunk
Baby Skunk
A couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband
to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road,
and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was.
She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it
with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "Okay, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?" she asked.
"Just hold its' nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the bababooey
out of him died at the scene.
A couple was driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband
to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road,
and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was.
She said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it
with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "Okay, get in the car with it."
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?" she asked.
"Just hold its' nose."
The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the bababooey
out of him died at the scene.
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A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.
It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death, can we take it with us and get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"
He says, "O. K., get in the car with it".
"Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs, it's nice and warm there."
"But what about the smell?"
"Just hold its nose."
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When a worm wants to relax,does he go fishing?
ATF,Eagle Guns0 -
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That's just horrible! Poor little polecat![:D][:D][:D] 0 -
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Personel hygiene...... should be a law.
Unfortunatly, some folks would be outlaws. [B)]0 -
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