what a joker

tazzer

March 28, 2007 11:49

A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."



The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.

We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.

You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.

You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage.

The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy, wide-eyed, says, "You're oatmealtin' me?"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well... you started it."

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  slipgate

  March 28, 2007 11:58

  ooookay... i don't get it...

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  Henry0Reilly

  March 28, 2007 12:03

  quote:Originally posted by slipgate
  ooookay... i don't get it...
  
  
  Substitue a common word for excrement in place of "oatmeal" and read it again.

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  jbw1776

  March 28, 2007 12:03

  quote:Originally posted by slipgate
  ooookay... i don't get it...
  
  
  Welfare man started it......"Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."
  
  
  Ben

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  COLT

  March 28, 2007 12:14

  [:D][:D]...You know how to starve one of these tax dollar suckin parasites to death??...hide their welfare check under their workboots...[;)]
  
  

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  Henry0Reilly

  March 28, 2007 12:23

  quote:Originally posted by COLT
  [:D][:D]...You know how to starve one of these tax dollar suckin parasites to death??...hide their welfare check under their workboots...[;)]
  
  
  The problem with that is 3rd and 4th generation welfare leeches don't own workboots.

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