Frank & Tom (joke)

Frank and Tom, two elderly friends, met in the park every day to
feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.

One day Frank didn't show up. Tom didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Frank hadn't shown up for a week or so, Tom really got worried. However, since the only time they ever got together was at the park, Tom didn't know where Frank lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him.

A month had passed, and Tom figured he had seen the last of Frank, but one day, Tom approached the park and -- lo and behold! --there sat Frank! Tom was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said, "For crying out loud
Frank, what in the world happened to you?"

Frank replied, "I have been in jail."

"Jail?" cried Tom. "What in the world for?"

"Well," Frank said, "you know Sue, that cute little blonde
Waitress at the coffee shop where I sometime go?"

"Yeah," said Tom, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well, one day she filed rape charges against me; and, at 89 years old, I
was so proud that when I got into court, I pled "guilty". It was then the damned judge gave me 30 days for perjury."