New Drug Alert? Thats Disgusting!
Florida sheriff's bulletin warns of purported new human waste high
NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days.
That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls.
Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of $h!+. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com.
There should be plenty of raw ingredients for the bums in the river too...
NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days.
That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls.
Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of $h!+. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com.
There should be plenty of raw ingredients for the bums in the river too...
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GTFO!!!! That's a PS story!! 0 -
One of the Slang Terms is "Leroy Jemkems"
Hilarious0 -
i've met some pretty hard core drug attics, but i don't think i ever met anyone that would do that regardless of the promises
but giving out step by step instructions is questionable0 -
Apparently, on Snopes.com its still inconclusive. 0 -
there was an article about it on our local paper's website this morning. If nobody else had posted it, I would have had to. So thanks for saving me the trouble. 0 -
They've bee briefing that at roll call this week. There's been some reported cases of it's use in town at the drug rehab center at the hospital. Freaking discusting. 0
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