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  • tsavo303
    where did their site go?
    that was a hoot. started on glock talk, and then they had all these stories and pics with smgs, ninja stuff and mall security jobs
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  • zipperzap
    Beats the heck out of me - I must have missed something, somewhere? I'm
    talking on the phone and posting on three forums. I guess it's time to get
    back to (exclusively) work. If you figure it out, please post.
    [:D]
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  • iwannausername
    I'm seriously tempted to copy/archive/host this on my server on one of hte many domains I own...
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  • Sav99
    That was the funniest thing I've ever read. He'll probably show up here next.
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  • RustyBones
    i read this years ago, but its still just as funny!
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  • wundudnee
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    That was the funniest thing I've ever read. He'll probably show up here next.


    UUhhh, As Dano? or Dano Too?
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  • Sav99
    quote:Originally posted by wundudnee
    quote:Originally posted by sav99
    That was the funniest thing I've ever read. He'll probably show up here next.


    UUhhh, As Dano? or Dano Too?


    Or any of the other multiple personalities.
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  • SCorvers
    That is too damn funny!!!!![:D]

    Now I know why goin' to the mall makes me nervous.
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  • Sav99
    Heres a post that he made on another forum. Sure would be fun if he made his way over here.

    By the way, we aren't "seen" by the customers. We are low profile and only spring into action when we are needed. Even when we are 'working' you will rarely see us drop the perp and take him in for questioning. We work fast and avoid publicity.

    or this one...

    As a result of my experience I have been brought into an organiztion known as the Mall Security Directorate. While The Directorate'sexact status with the US Govt is totally classified at the Ultra-Top Secret level those in charge have decided to make The Directorate's existence known as a deterent to would be terrorists and shoplifters around the globe. As part of this public information campagn I am allowed to discuss some of the general activities of The Directorate here with you.
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  • chuck
    A few years ago we had a poster here that called him self (marine 0311) that sounds like him.[V][V][:(]
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  • LaidbackDan
    This type of tripe gives us that work for the KORRUSB (Kmart special black operations rapid response unit) a bad name. We are out in the trench's on a daily basis protecting Americas freedoms and these so called "Mall Ninjas" are taking all the glory.
    We don't ask for much but would always appreciate a kind wink or nod when you pass us while we respond to next possible "Hot spot" with our tactical pushcart with the revolving blue light on top.
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  • Sav99
    http://www.coltcco.com/mnarchive/gecko45.htm

    Slow day at the office today.
    Trevor's (Gecko45) official website. Amazing the things that a google search will turn up. [:D]
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  • tsavo303
    http://www.coltcco.com/mnarchive/index.htm[8D]
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  • Warpig883
    I get a kick out of people who make their jobs out to be much more than they really are. I have seen coppers and truckers do this but not security guards. Very funny stuff.
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  • Sav99
    KORRUSB (Kmart special black operations rapid response unit)

    Dedicated to defending America's shoppers from Islamoterrorist, WMD, litter bugs, and parking lot J walkers.
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  • drobs
    he's here:

    http://forums.gunbroker.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=256310
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