Show us your thongs.....

What were you thinking??
Don
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When my grandaughter was about 9, she said, "I can always tell when a guy is gay". I thought "I've got to hear this". Sez I, "How can you tell?". She said, "Because they wear flip-flops.". Sure enough, a couple days later I saw two prissy boys wearing them in the K-Mart parking lot. Came home and dug mine out of the closet and stuffed them in the trash can. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
When my grandaughter was about 9, she said, "I can always tell when a guy is gay". I thought "I've got to hear this". Sez I, "How can you tell?". She said, "Because they wear flip-flops.". Sure enough, a couple days later I saw two prissy boys wearing them in the K-Mart parking lot. Came home and dug mine out of the closet and stuffed them in the trash can.
I believe theres probably more cause to their gayness then their choice of footwear.0 -
Oh, those. And I was going to post a picture of Tori's underwear drawer. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by LaidbackDan
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
When my grandaughter was about 9, she said, "I can always tell when a guy is gay". I thought "I've got to hear this". Sez I, "How can you tell?". She said, "Because they wear flip-flops.". Sure enough, a couple days later I saw two prissy boys wearing them in the K-Mart parking lot. Came home and dug mine out of the closet and stuffed them in the trash can.
I believe theres probably more cause to their gayness then their choice of footwear.
Then try explaining it to a 9 yr. old. [:)]0 -
What a disappointing post![}:)][:D] 0 -
My definition of a thong is somewhat different than most.[:D]
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quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
When my grandaughter was about 9, she said, "I can always tell when a guy is gay". I thought "I've got to hear this". Sez I, "How can you tell?". She said, "Because they wear flip-flops.". Sure enough, a couple days later I saw two prissy boys wearing them in the K-Mart parking lot. Came home and dug mine out of the closet and stuffed them in the trash can.
I call them shower shoes, but same thing. I found out there was such a thing in April 1961 and have been wearing them ever since. I must have been gay for forty-six years and nobody bothered to tell me. I'm past due to open up a flouriest shop or interior decorating salon. I should have been rich by now.0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
When my grandaughter was about 9, she said, "I can always tell when a guy is gay". I thought "I've got to hear this". Sez I, "How can you tell?". She said, "Because they wear flip-flops.". Sure enough, a couple days later I saw two prissy boys wearing them in the K-Mart parking lot. Came home and dug mine out of the closet and stuffed them in the trash can.
I call them shower shoes, but same thing. I found out there was such a thing in April 1961 and have been wearing them ever since. I must have been gay for forty-six years and nobody bothered to tell me. I'm past due to open up a flouriest shop or interior decorating salon. I should have been rich by now.
I meant no offense, Sir. I was only trying to make a joke out of something my grandaughter said.0 -
quote:Originally posted by cubslover
Oh, those. And I was going to post a picture of Tori's underwear drawer.
Or you could just post a pic of Tori in her underwear![:o)][:o)][;)][;)][:D][:D][:p][:p]
Just kidding there Cubs![;)]0 -
James doesn't take offense,.......if you ask him nicely, I am sure he will post his "prison" pic for you. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere I meant no offense, Sir. I was only trying to make a joke out of something my grandaughter said.
I'm sorry you though I took offense. That was just my feeble attempt at humor. I guess it wasn't funny. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by JamesRK
quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
When my grandaughter was about 9, she said, "I can always tell when a guy is gay". I thought "I've got to hear this". Sez I, "How can you tell?". She said, "Because they wear flip-flops.". Sure enough, a couple days later I saw two prissy boys wearing them in the K-Mart parking lot. Came home and dug mine out of the closet and stuffed them in the trash can.
I call them shower shoes, but same thing. I found out there was such a thing in April 1961 and have been wearing them ever since. I must have been gay for forty-six years and nobody bothered to tell me. I'm past due to open up a flouriest shop or interior decorating salon. I should have been rich by now.
I just chalked it up to your Navy service......[:0][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by cubslover
Oh, those. And I was going to post a picture of Tori's underwear drawer.
Or you could just post a pic of Tori in her underwear![:o)][:o)][;)][;)][:D][:D][:p][:p]
Just kidding there Cubs![;)]
No your not.[:p][:p][:D][:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by dongizmo
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
quote:Originally posted by cubslover
Oh, those. And I was going to post a picture of Tori's underwear drawer.
Or you could just post a pic of Tori in her underwear![:o)][:o)][;)][;)][:D][:D][:p][:p]
Just kidding there Cubs![;)]
No your not.[:p][:p][:D][:D]
Your Right![}:)][}:)][:p][:p][:p][;)][;)][;)][;)][:o)][:o)][:o)]0 -
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[:D]about time
some thongs worth looking at [:D]0 -
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They are going downhill though![:D] 0 -
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jimdeere, Just to add to my last post, as I said, I was not offended by your post. I was just trying to be funny. I should have put one of those smiley thingies at the end, but I didn't.
Even if it had offended me, or anyone else for that matter, I hope you wouldn't let that stop you from posting things your grandchildren said. Some of us enjoy reading the words of wit and wisdom from the youngsters, and it would be a real shame to lose that because of somebody who doesn't have enough skin.
Idahjo remarked a while back that he doesn't think I'm smart enough to be offended. I think he was probably pretty close to the mark. [:D]0 -
quote:Originally posted by drjew 
Now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are. I mean that sincerely, I don't care who you are!![:D][;)][:D][:)][:D][:)]0
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