Wal-Mart Wine ... ..
Wal-Mart announced that, on March 1, 2007, it began offering customers
new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio
Gallo, Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable
price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to
throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there
is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of
marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the
right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of
popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's Not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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new discount item - Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with Ernest & Julio
Gallo, Winery of California to produce the spirits at an affordable
price, in the $2-$5 range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to
throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand into their shopping carts, but "there
is a market for inexpensive wine," said Kathy Micken, professor of
marketing at University of Arkansas, Bentonville. She said: "But the
right name is important."
Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name
for the Wal-Mart wine brand. The top surveyed names in order of
popularity were:
10. Chateau Traileur Parc
9. White Trashfindel
8. Big Red Gulp
7. World Championship Riesling
6. NASCARbernet
5. Chef Boyardeaux
4. Peanut Noir
3. I Can't Believe it's Not Vinegar
2. Grape Expectations
1. Nasti Spumante
The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white
meat (Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
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HEY!! I resemble some of that!![:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Alright!!!! that be cool... maybe if they bring them guns back so I can kill me a possum or two we can be buds again !!!! 0 -
I'm an old phart and I don't have to waste a bullet on a possum. All you gotta do is thresten them and they stop and "play possum." then you place your foot on their neck and pull hard on the tail. The neck breaks and you got fresh possum. Highly prized by gourmet cooks in the 'hood.
As for squirrel, nothing better than fried squirrel and gravy. Make sure to shoot a young one, the old bo's are tough as hell. At my age I can still shoot them in the head with my ancient Mossberg .22 Palimino with Weaver 4x.0 -
Dang zip, I just posted yesterday that I hadn't laughed out loud that hard on a internet joke. Now, I gotta rescind that remark.
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