At Church
An elderly man and his wife were attending church services. About
halfway
through the sermon, she leans over and whispers, " I just let a
silent
fart, what do you think I should do?"
He whispers back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid." [:D]
halfway
through the sermon, she leans over and whispers, " I just let a
silent
fart, what do you think I should do?"
He whispers back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid." [:D]
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A visiting minister in a small church makes this response during the
offertory prayer: "Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, ".....without you we are but dust..."
He would have continued, but at that moment one very obedient little girl (who was listening carefully for a change!) leaned over to her
mother and asked quite audibly in her shrill little girl voice: "Mommy, what is "butt dust" ?"
(Church was pretty much over at that point...) [}:)][:o)][:o)][;)]0 -
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A number of years ago on one of the hoildays the whole family was gathered at the table.My Grandfather was 99+ years old and could'nt hear for squat but was sharp as a tack in all other respects.As we were laughing,talking and generally carrying on someone(He) farted .My Grandfather did'nt miss a beat in the momentary silence and asked"Was that loud"? To which one of my younger sisters responded "Impressive is more like it"I can still see him laughing[8D][V] 0 -
Remeber that book "Everyone poops" 0 -
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