Confusious Say
[:o)][:)][:0][B)]No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her "CRAP".
[}:)][:D][:p][;)][:o)][:D][}:)][;)][:p]
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her "CRAP".
[}:)][:D][:p][;)][:o)][:D][}:)][;)][:p]
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No truer statement exists![:D] 0 -
How true, how true 0 -
ok G-r-D, you started it now.........
Confucious say:
work to become, not to aquire.
show offs always shown up in showdown.
war not determine who right, wa determine who left.
man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
even greatest of whales helpless in desert.
an eagle soars high into heavens, but a weasel not get sucked into jet engine.
modern house with no toilet, uncanny.
passionate kiss like spiderweb, lead to undoing of fly.
put rooster in freezer to get stiff cock.
bird in hand make it difficult to blow nose.
do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
never raise hands to angry child, leaves groin exposed.
i have more if ya want.0 -
quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
ok G-r-D, you started it now.........
Confucious say:
work to become, not to aquire.
show offs always shown up in showdown.
war not determine who right, wa determine who left.
man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
even greatest of whales helpless in desert.
an eagle soars high into heavens, but a weasel not get sucked into jet engine.
modern house with no toilet, uncanny.
passionate kiss like spiderweb, lead to undoing of fly.
put rooster in freezer to get stiff cock.
bird in hand make it difficult to blow nose.
do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
never raise hands to angry child, leaves groin exposed.
i have more if ya want.
Yes but:
Beauty is only a light switch away.0 -
you for got one
confucios says
man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
ok G-r-D, you started it now.........
Confucious say:
work to become, not to aquire.
show offs always shown up in showdown.
war not determine who right, wa determine who left.
man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.
even greatest of whales helpless in desert.
an eagle soars high into heavens, but a weasel not get sucked into jet engine.
modern house with no toilet, uncanny.
passionate kiss like spiderweb, lead to undoing of fly.
put rooster in freezer to get stiff cock.
bird in hand make it difficult to blow nose.
do not drink and park, accidents cause people.
never raise hands to angry child, leaves groin exposed.
i have more if ya want.0 -
more...
Confucious say:
man who pull out to soon leave rubber behind.
elevator smell different to midget.
man who put cream in tart not always baker.
he who live in stone house should not throw glass.
man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.
nail on board not as good as screw on bench.
man and mouse alike, both end up in pu$$y.
virginity like balloon. one prick, all gone.
when lady say "no", she mean "maybe"
when lady say "maybe", she mean "yes"
when lady say "yes" she no lady.
man who sit on stool smell like shi*t.0 -
G-R-D you talkin bout your wife 0 -
man who goes through airport turnstyle sideways going to Bangcock[:D] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by reloader44mag
G-R-D you talkin bout your wife
Thats why she's my ex, I happened to turn the light switch on once![;)]0 -
man who put dishwashing liquid on top shelf jump for joy 0 -
Man who has woman in back seat of car has hot rod 0 -
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Never fight with brick wall, brick wall always win.
Man who run in front of car tired, man who run behind car exhausted.0 -
Boy with hole in pocket feel cocky.
He who sit on tack, better off.
Early bird get worm; second mouse get cheese.0 -
Confucious Say:
Man with hands in pocket, feel cockey all day.0 -
Women Who fly upside down, crack up 0 -
Man who farts in church, sits in pew. 0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
[:o)][:)][:0][B)]No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her "CRAP".
[}:)][:D][:p][;)][:o)][:D][}:)][;)][:p]
You left out [8D], [:I], [B)], [8], [:(], [8)], [:(!], [xx(], [|)], [:X], [^], [V], and [?].0 -
man with athletic finger make broad jump! 0 -
bowlegged woman not always horseback rider.[:D][:D][:D][:D] 0 -
Man who hang upside down from apple tree, get nose picked.
Man who snort coke, get large nostril from mouth of bottle.0
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