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>> Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a
nursing
> >> home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's
> >> yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."
> >>
> >> The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."
> >>
> >> One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts
> >> and we can tell your exact age."
> >>
> >> Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked
him
> >> to
> >> turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a
little
> >> while and then they all piped up and said,
> >>
> >> "You're 84 years old!"
> >>
> >> "How in the world did you guess?"
> >>
> >> The old Grandmas s! nicke red and laughed. Slapping their knees and
> >> grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison,
> >>
> >> "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday."
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  • zipperzap
    Posted?-?08/15/2007?:? 7:58:58 PM ? ? ?

    Three old mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a
    nursing
    home. About then an old Grandpa walked by, and one of the old Grandma's
    yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

    The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it, you old fools."

    One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your under shorts
    and we can tell your exact age."

    Embarrassed just a little, he dropped his drawers. The Grandmas asked
    him
    to
    turn around a couple of times, asked him to jump up and down for a
    little
    while and then they all piped up and said,

    "You're 84 years old!"

    "How in the world did you guess?"

    The old Grandmas s! nicke red and laughed. Slapping their knees and
    grinning from ear to ear, all three happily yelled in unison,

    "Because we were at your birthday party yesterday."
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  • Permanently deleted user
    Thanks Zip!

    It came to me with all the crap and I didn't realize it was that bad![:D]
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  • Dakota308
    [B)] that image i snow burned into my head as i try a lobotomy on my self thanks
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  • rider
    [:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • matwor
    How do you get rid of "all that crap" when you receive it in an e-mail?

    BTW, good one Kevin.[:D][:D]
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