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There's a big Hollywood party and all the stars are there: Demi, Ashton, Brad, Pamela, etc. Mick Jagger is there and decides to hit on Kate Moss. But she turns him down flat. It just goes to show you:
A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss. [:o)]
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss. [:o)]
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.
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A young missionary on his first term in Africa was reading his Bible in a clearing when a lion came up and laid down beside him. As he quietly prayed for deliverance, another lion came out of the bush and laid down by his other side.
Convinced that this was a test of his faith, he returned to reading his Bible. As soon as he did, the two lions pounced on him and devoured him.
Moral: Don't try to read between the lions. [;)][}:)]
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.0
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