For our Friends in Calfruit
>> So as not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, and Texan
>>jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from
>>California if:
>>
>> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
>>
>> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>>
>> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
>>conversation in English.
>>
>> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
>>and is named Flower.
>>
>> 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>>
>> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sper m
>>donor.
>>
>> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
>>are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
>>Ethiopian.
>>
>> 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>>
>> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>>
>> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
>>U.S.
>>
>> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
>>baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
>>George Clooney.
>>
>> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>>
>> 13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
>>
>> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every < BR>>>news station: "STORM WATCH."
>>
>> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children
>>are all busy with their cells or pagers.
>>
>> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work
>>an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>>
>> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
>>
>> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
>>trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
>>
>> 19. The Terminator is your governor.
>>
>> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
>>you're here illegally, they want to give you one.[:(!][V][:(][xx(]
>>
>>jokes, somebody had to come up with this, you know you're from
>>California if:
>>
>> 1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
>>
>> 2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
>>
>> 3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
>>conversation in English.
>>
>> 4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
>>and is named Flower.
>>
>> 5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
>>
>> 6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sper m
>>donor.
>>
>> 7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
>>are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
>>Ethiopian.
>>
>> 8. You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
>>
>> 9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
>>
>> 10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
>>U.S.
>>
>> 11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a
>>baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS
>>George Clooney.
>>
>> 12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
>>
>> 13. You can't remember . .is pot illegal?
>>
>> 14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every < BR>>>news station: "STORM WATCH."
>>
>> 15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children
>>are all busy with their cells or pagers.
>>
>> 16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work
>>an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
>>
>> 17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????
>>
>> 18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
>>trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
>>
>> 19. The Terminator is your governor.
>>
>> 20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
>>you're here illegally, they want to give you one.[:(!][V][:(][xx(]
>>
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LOL[:D] Except for #4 its Rose! 0 -
I don't live in California (thank god I'm a Texan), but another one is 'your tv show is interrupted every half hour to show a high speed police chase.' 0 -
Grew up in CA and moved away @ 12, moved back at 51 for a job and a mistake for sure. Leaving for sure as soon as possible. I'm a minority here.
Gas is now 2.99 and has been going up for the past three weeks .10 to .15 cents every week.0 -
[:D][:D][:D]
Aside from the humor, I'd hope it's not THAT bad in California.[:0]0 -
1. Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible
Thats good, keep you shnit to your self.
2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
Look, if I have a 5 legged toad on my property it"s probably protected. No Property TAX!
3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.
They are from out of town.
4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring,
and is named Flower.
No- thats what she is snorting
5. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?
Nope- the Mayor hands it out
6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.
Another day at Wal Mart, Kmart, Sears
7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans
are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and
Ethiopian.
What would Jesus and Star bucks say?
9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
I own a longbed 4X4,I live for compact parking.
10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the
U.S.
Never been to Alaska have you
12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
Insurance for two cars is about $1,200 a year. earthquake is about $4200.
14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every < news station: "STORM WATCH."
SO CA
18. Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal
>>trainers and cosmetic surgeons.
See above[:D]
19. The Terminator is your governor.
And this is bad because we had Gray Davis?
20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If
you're here illegally, they want to give you one
No you go to the back of the line[:D]0
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