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Dumbest Reason to Break Up?

Jeepgod2002
What are some of the dumbest reasons someone has used to break up with you, or you have used to break up with someone?
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  • SuburbanNoize
    one girl told me i should know, no idea what that meant. and still dont to this day.
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  • spanielsells
    I always got, "It isn't you, it is me."

    Of course, I know it is me... but I couldn't figure out what they didn't like.
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  • Henry0Reilly
    Our astrological signs don't work together.
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  • Jeepgod2002
    I called it off with a girl when I arrived home from work, and found her hiding in my garage behind my hot water heater. she said she "just wanted to surprise me"...
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  • Glock23Expert
    One girl told me she wasn't good enough for me, which was a nice euphemism for "Jeremy, you deserve much better than this dirty fatlady-sister-trash that I've become". [:)]

    And she was RIGHT!
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  • mcaso
    The dumbest reason I ever recieved was when, after knowing her for 2 weeks, she said we should get married. I knew then she saying she wanted to break up.
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  • Cubslover
    I got a blow*** from another woman.[:p]


    Sorry I had to.
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  • jabronij3
    had a friend once that was working on the dirt track car and his woman said " either me or that car" he got up from under it brushed his hands on his coveralss walked to the door and said" hate that it has to be this way but I'll see you around, bye!"
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  • Mr. Gunz
    to far away...
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  • yawarakai
    One day you might be a hunk and all the other women will want you and I won't be good enough for you.
    She was right about my being a hunk though, a hunk of what I don't know.
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  • Jorge
    Been fed the "It's not you, it's me" routine:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8TnhNxKNlU

    [xx(][xx(][xx(]
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  • JesseLee
    "You remined me of my brother!" I got that once.
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  • jimdeere
    "I love you, I just can't live with you."
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  • fishkiller41
    I still love you, but, i'm not "IN" love with you any more.[?]
    She was f'n around on me...

    Jeff
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  • jimdeere
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    I still love you, but, i'm not "IN" love with you any more.[?]
    She was f'n around on me...

    Jeff

    +1
    My ex cut me down to two times a week. It wasn't so bad, though. She cut two other fellers plumb out!
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  • LOKO383
    How about the ole I just need some time alone,to sort things out,yea she's still gettin her time now she's wishin she was back in the saddle.......bit..![;)],Loko[^]
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  • rogue_rob
    "But we're cousins!"

    or on a lighter note.......

    "You keep getting chicken grease all over my guns"

    or

    "You stole my ring!!"

    or


    "You keep smoking around me."

    or

    "You can't cut my son's hair worth a sh$#"

    how bout

    "Cause you charge me $200 bucks to do an oil change on our beemer."

    man I gotta quit drinkin and postin.


    [:D]
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  • longsantafe
    quote:I still love you, but, i'm not "IN" love with you any more.

    I've used that one, it means don't go away mad , just go away.
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  • Fatstrat
    One former GF broke up w/me because I drove past a yardsale w/o stopping. We had been
    yard saleing" that morning and had decided to go home. On the way I passed a sale we hadn't been to and the crap hit the fan.
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  • SCorvers
    Because come huntin' season I wasn't to be seen except for the occasional conjical (sp) visit. Was told that all I cared about was huntin' and sex.
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  • Rockatansky
    quote:Originally posted by jimdeere
    "I love you, I just can't live with you."


    Yup, just got out of that one myself. "love you but we must break up". Friggen immature drama queens, what a waste of time.
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  • William81
    After two dates, a young lady announced to me that God had told her we were to be together and wanted to know when I was going to ask her to marry me.

    I told her the voice she was hearing was not God and beat feet out of there.
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  • Rockatansky
    That's not such a dumb reason to break up, William.
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  • LaidbackDan
    "I'm not eligible for parole for another ten years, so I think we should start seeing other people."
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  • longsantafe
    Oh oh oh oh

    "you got what you paid for,if you want any more that will be another $20"
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  • Fatstrat
    I almost dumped a girl on the 1st date after she told me she had been convicted of smuggling $10K worth of drugs. Fortunantly it turned out not to be pot. I didn't think I could do much for a gal that could hide an acre of Mexico in a body cavity.
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  • EVILDR235
    Mine said to me,honey if you want me to do that,you need to give me more money.Last time I date a girl from Nevada.
    XXXXXX
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  • David Nunn
    I still don't know why my last ex-wife left. I reckon I never will. I was pondering on this last night, discussing it with Dawnie. I am the same man to her that I was to any of the exes; I haven't put on any airs or tried to change who I am, and Dawnie likes me just fine.

    I guess before Dawnie I just chose poorly.
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  • Colonel Plink
    I was seein' her mother.

    I mean, c'mon!

    Moms was hot!
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    I broke up with one old girl friend when she found out that her best friend and I had had a fling. She was mad as a wet hen. I'm glad she never found out about her sister...[^]

    Trinity +++
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