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2 aliens........funny

mond
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed
for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien
addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to
your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at
the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were
you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again,
there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty
attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling.
We come in peace. Do not ignore us this way! Take us to your leader or I
will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I
don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump
and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared
towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him a
burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

About a half hour passed. When he finally regained consciousness, he
refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked
dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big,
green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien.

"He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend
and replied, "If there's one thing I've learned during my intergalactic
travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his 'dork' around
himself twice and then stick it in his ear." [:D]
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  • spryor
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • He Dog
    I think the last time I heard that one I was in jr. high school.
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  • mond
    quote:Originally posted by He Dog
    I think the last time I heard that one I was in jr. high school.


    HD ,is it still funny, thats all that matters...[;)] keep smiling bud [:)]
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  • mike55
    ok, it's kinda funny[:)]
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  • Colt Super
    Well I laughed at it.

    But then, I'm accustomed to what the British call "humor".

    Doug
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  • He Dog
    It is better than Rowan Atkinson, the least funny, least appealing thing I have seen in years.
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  • phillip
    [:D][:D]
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  • jwb267
    never heard that one before [:D]
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  • savage170
    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • fishermanben
    quote:Originally posted by Doug Wilson
    Well I laughed at it.

    But then, I'm accustomed to what the British call "humour".

    Doug


    [;)]
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