Indian names
An old Indian was asked what his wife's name was. "Wife Name Three Horse."
The guy asked him "Why do you call her Three Horse"?
The Indian said Nag! Nag! Nag!
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The guy asked him "Why do you call her Three Horse"?
The Indian said Nag! Nag! Nag!
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My favorite is Chappaquidic , which means:
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Injun Joke
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?"
The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said, "I just thought you would like to know that your horse is just about dead outside!!" The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside and, sure enough, Silver was about dead from heat exhaustion. The Lone Ranger got him some water and made him drink it, and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver and see if you can create enough of a breeze to make him start to feel better."
Tonto said, "Sure Kemosabe", and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his drink.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and announces, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again and claims, "I do. What is wrong with him this time?"
The cowboy says to him, "Nothing much, I just wanted you to know............ you left your Injun running!!!"
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The old Colonel was about to retire and move back east. He took a final tour of the Indian reservation and as always happened, when he got to recognition distance, the old Chief flipped him the bird and then turned his hand sideways and flipped him the bird again.
The Colonel rode right up to the Chief's teepee and dismounted. Then he told the Chief, "I know that you don't like me or what I represent and I can't say as I blame you for it. Today is probably the last time you'll ever see me as I'm retiring and moving to Pennsylvania. I know what it means when you extend your middle finger to the sky, but please explain to me why you then do it sideways."
The chief looked at him and said, "It means I don't like your horse, either."0 -
Young Indian boy asked his father "how did I come by my name?". The chief answered "well son, the day your sister was born, I opened the flap on the tee-pee and looked outside and saw a creek flowing by and named your sister 'Babbling Brook'.The next year when your brother was born I opened the flap and saw a deer run away so I named your brother 'Running Deer'. Why do you ask Two Dogs Screwing? 0 -
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I understand this to be a true story. A easterner had some dealings with a tribe in the Az area. He tried real hard to accepted and wanted a Indian mane. They gave him a name and told him it was something normal but named him coyote sh#t. 0
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