Wine or Water
Subject: Wine or Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when
drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of $#!t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing
it as a public service.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when
drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of $#!t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing
it as a public service.
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Since one kilogram is equal to 1000 grams (no surprise there) and you drank 1 liter of water per day for an entire year (365 liters) you would have to be absorbing nearly 2.75 grams of E Coli per liter (365 liters/1000 grams) to reach the level mentioned. To put this in perspective: A standard package of Sweet and Low contains one gram so each liter of water would have to contain nearly three of those packets filled with E Coli and I doubt that you could get those level in this country drinking from a sewage outfall.0 -
I'd like to see these "carefully controlled trials"
If water contained any e-coli you would get sick from it...0 -
quote:Originally posted by MosinNagantDisciple
I'd like to see these "carefully controlled trials"
If water contained any e-coli you would get sick from it...
Ever since Gun Broker members determined that chlorine is a WMD (which justifies everything GW is doing in Iraq) chlorine can no longer be used in water purification due to it's danger :(insert photo of WWI gas victim here). I guess this explains why E Coli levels are climbing.0 -
tell your liver that wine is better than water.[8] 0 -
was this test done in russia?? 0 -
quote:Originally posted by git_r_done
Subject: Wine or Water
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have
demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each
day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli (E. coli)
bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do not run that risk when
drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because alcohol has to go
through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink
water and be full of $#!t.
There's no need to thank me for this valuable
information; I'm doing
it as a public service.
Apparently you have drank alot of both. Thanks for the info0 -
quote:Originally posted by akfanatik
was this test done in russia??
I dont get it0 -
Please email this to my wife[:D] 0 -
Reminds me of a supposed WC Fields statement:
"Water? I don't drink water. Fish f**k in water!"0
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