Three Things To Think About!
Three Things to Think About:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution, and
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment
1. Cows
2. The Constitution, and
3. The Ten Commandments
Cows
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to, their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore.
The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery", and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment
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quote:quote:Originally posted by sig232
Three Things to Think About:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution, and
3. The Ten Commandments
ISN'T THAT AT LEAST THIRTEEN THINGS?0 -
Good one sig. 0 -
Roger that! 0 -
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no, 12 things
cows +1
constitution +1
10 commandments +10
10+1+1= 120 -
Interesting. Cattle are usually tracked by a number that is in their ear. Tattoed or Metal Tag. Maybe we could do this to the illegals crossing the border and track them.
Catch em' once= Tatoo em' and send em' home.
Catch em' twice= Break their legs and send them home.
Catch em' the third time= Kill em' cause they ain't going to learn!
Kind of mean but would be effective.[8D]0 -
The cows can come home when the politicians tell the truth
The Constitution is "just a piece of paper" ask any liberal or the writings of Adolf if you have doubts
The Ten Commandments are always for "the other guy"0 -
quote:Originally posted by sarge_3ad
Interesting. Cattle are usually tracked by a number that is in their ear. Tattoed or Metal Tag. Maybe we could do this to the illegals crossing the border and track them.
Catch em' once= Tatoo em' and send em' home.
Catch em' twice= Break their legs and send them home.
Catch em' the third time= Kill em' cause they ain't going to learn!
Kind of mean but would be effective.[8D]
Never make it past the whiny liberals who want to welcome such rapists/murders/child-molesters/drug-dealers into their homes with open arms.0 -
quote:Originally posted by CA sucks
no, 12 things
cows +1
constitution +1
10 commandments +10
10+1+1= 12
You ought to get your schoolmoney back.
Cows implies two or more
There is one constitution and 10 commandments.
So it would be at least 13... [:o)]0
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