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Jason Bourne vs Jack Bauer ?

Grasshopper
Just saw lastest Bourne film, Who would win in a "TEXAS DEATH MATCH."?? I say Bourne.....nambu
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  • David Nunn
    How about Superman VS. Mighty Mouse?
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  • Raupleminze
    Bourne would take him in hand to hand but I think Bauer could out smart him...........
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  • HappyNanoq
    I think it'd be pretty even... and also think it'd be Bourne in hand to hand - but Bauer could outsmart him.



    How about Saxon and Nunn... ?

    Could Saxon avoid getting poofed, before he can lock Nunn.?!? [:o)]
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  • royc38
    You people need to find a hobby. My little sister could beat up Keifer Sutherland and as for Matt Damon, who likes to wear women's panties by the way, he is a incredible pansy and what more needs to be said.
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  • 1911a1-fan
    since bauer obviously cannot die, and if he does he just comes back, i think he would win, although it may take him 24 hours to do it
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  • buschmaster
    u ain't lyin
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  • Old-Colts
    It would depend on how the writers wrote the script!
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  • p3skyking
    Bourne would win. Everyone knows Jack Bauer is fake. His cell phone battery never goes dead and he never enters a dead zone, even in a Lear jet hundreds of miles off the coast.[:D]
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by p3skyking
    Bourne would win. Everyone knows Jack Bauer is fake. His cell phone battery never goes dead and he never enters a dead zone, even in a Lear jet hundreds of miles off the coast.[:D]


    Bauer is surrounded by bad actors and weak writing.
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  • Grasshopper
    royce, uhhh I have many hobbies,,, it was just a fictious question for fictious people,,,thats all...Maybe you should think outside the box once in a while,,,nambu
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  • rhythm_guy
    Nobody asked about Kiefer vs. Matt. Good grief.
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  • ljwrench
    quote:Originally posted by royc38
    You people need to find a hobby. My little sister could beat up Keifer Sutherland and as for Matt Damon, who likes to wear women's panties by the way, he is a incredible pansy and what more needs to be said.


    And what's wrong with wearing women's panties.........Oh, did I type that outloud?
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  • Colt Super
    A ficticious answer would be: "Bauer".

    Doug
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  • ripley16
    Neither!
    This man would appear
    and make them both cry
    like little girls.
    [img][/img]chuck_norris-4.jpg
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  • fastcarsgofast
    quote:Originally posted by ripley16
    Neither!
    This man would appear
    and make them both cry
    like little girls.
    [img][/img]chuck_norris-4.jpg
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
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  • gap1916
    One is doing a job the other is in it for survival. What do you think all things being equal?
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  • HappyNanoq
    At least Chuck have something to back up his play with.

    I guess it's better to be a World Karate Champion and bad actor - than.. just a bad actor.
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  • rhythm_guy
    quote:Originally posted by HappyNanoq
    At least Chuck have something to back up his play with.

    I guess it's better to be a World Karate Champion and bad actor - than.. just a bad actor.



    Be careful... Chuck may be watching!
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  • HappyNanoq
    Polarbears (Nanoq's) are immune to fist'n'chins and roundhouse kicks..

    Didn't you know that ?!? [:o)]

    He'd be welcome to give it a try.
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