life lessons from the ER...

iwannausername

January 15, 2007 04:52

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shoff14

January 15, 2007 06:09
o geeze [:D]
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tapwater

January 15, 2007 06:23
....That's some funny stuff. I'm going to bookmark that place. Thanks for sharing.
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Donld

January 15, 2007 07:11
6 Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum

It was a million-to-one shot, doc, a million-to-one shot!
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allen griggs

January 15, 2007 14:31
I worked in a little country ER 90 miles from Atlanta.
One night, about 2am, a silver sting ray pulled up, it had Atlanta plates.[In Georgia the name of your county is on the plate].
The guy walked into the ER, he was a little bowlegged.
He would not give his name or address. He said he wanted to pay in cash.
He had a 7 inch porcelain dildo stuck where the sun don't shine.
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