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  • danlittle
    quote:Originally posted by danlittle
    After reading another post, just for fun I ran a search on google and look what I found,

    http://hitman.us/

    After entering the site check out what they claim to do & the price's


    Then answer this "What the hell is wrong with people these days" ?
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  • Permanently deleted user
    I did like this part though;[:o)][:o)]

    quote:HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.
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  • bigtire
    Their FAQ page is great!

    Q: Do you use dumdum bullets?
    A: No! Those are prohibited by law.

    Q: What happens if I change my mind after I've already sent my deposit?
    A: Your deposit is a commitment... to pay-out the remaining balance. Should you fail to settle your outstanding balance by the agreed-upon time, we carry out a second hit, free of charge.

    [:D][:D][:D]
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  • peon
    Did you click on the disclaimer in the bottom right corner? It's a joke.
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  • theboogeyman
    quote:Originally posted by Classic095


    quote:HITMAN is a cruelty-free organization. None of our services have been tested on animals.


    Then how do we know their services are effective?? [:0]

    I'm tempted to write and ask them how much to wash my car, but I figure I'd probably end up being whacked....
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  • bigtire
    quote:Originally posted by peon
    Did you click on the disclaimer in the bottom right corner? It's a joke.


    Dang it! I just sent in a deposit too! [}:)][}:)][;)][8D]
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  • danlittle
    Read what they say on their advertising page, catch the bottom line[:D][:D][:D]
    Advertising space does not have to cost a fortune. We offer two advertising options.

    Option 1 -- For a lousy $25 per month you can have your 468x60 banner ad rotated on our popular site. Your ad will be prominently displayed right under the header of our site (where you can see other ads). It will be randomly rotated and be given the same amount of exposure as our other ads.

    Option 2 -- You can apply for a banner exchange, for free. If you have a site that needs promotion, you can simply place one of our banners on your site, and request a banner exchange. Repeat, you must first place our banner on your site, and then request a banner exchange. If you chose this option, you will have to tell us where on your site we can see our banner, so be sure to fill out the "Reciprocal URL" field below.


    Please note:

    We do not reveal any of our site statistics, so don't bother asking. We sell ad space at a bargain price of $25 per month - take it or leave it.
    Regardless which advertising option you choose, your site will have to be approved, before your ad is placed on our site.
    If you are a pornographer or republican, don't bother contacting us - we can't help you.
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  • Smokeeater 38
    quote:Originally posted by peon
    Did you click on the disclaimer in the bottom right corner? It's a joke.



    They just say that to throw off the LEO's.

    I'm thinking about getting a shirt and or filling out an app.
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