Best actual headlines of 2006
Sorry if this is a repeat.
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says ?
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking? things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide?
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges?
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge...
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!?
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says ?
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking? things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
Whaaat??
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
You think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide?
They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges?
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?!]
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge...
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Chainsaw Massacre all over again!?
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is....
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Did I read that right?
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THERE WERE DEAD BODIES EVERYWHERE!!!!!
That would be weird... I guess you could tell casualties from "recent arrivals" by the clothes they are wearing?0 -
Good ones, I think I've seen it before but it's still funny. 0
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