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ElMuertoMonkey
I work the night shift at my job, so here I am.
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  • aramisvi
    i'm still you Emm. oh you have mail btw.


    gotta make a smokes run. brb.
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  • Captplaid
    Didn't know you get stuck on the night shift.
    Me? No...just being a lazy bum.
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  • rogue_rob
    I'm still awake. On duty and watchin Escape from Alcatraz.
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  • Ba Sardo
    Night shift.

    Up on the fifth floor of a spooky old office building. Every creak and noise makes me think of zombies.
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Ba Sardo,

    I've already picked out where I'm going to barricade myself and what office furniture I'm going to cannibalize for makeshift weaponry in the event the living dead come rampaging through the building... thank God for IKEA furniture and their easily-disassembled legs![:p][:D]
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  • Ba Sardo
    Nothing around here but a bunch of old fashioned furniture. Solid stuff for barricades, but I'm afraid I'm stuck in place of the undead shinola hits the fan.
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  • aramisvi
    isn't that what a fistful of boomstick is for?
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  • Ba Sardo
    I'm working in California - they won't let me have boomsticks unless I'm a criminal.
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  • Captplaid
    Aren't Zombies afraid of light?
    Or is it just fire?
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  • aramisvi
    why would they fear anything...not like they're gonna get any deader.
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Captplaid,

    You're thinking of roaches and Frankenstein's Monster respectively.[8D]
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  • Ba Sardo
    I'm not sure if they fear fire or not - since the going theory on zombies is they retain some sort of instinctual memory. They may fear fire.

    Well, time to get my molotov cocktails and find out. I'll let you guys know in a few.
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  • aramisvi
    just remember the words....

    KLATUU
    BARADA
    N...necktie
    necturn
    nimble
    it was definately an "N" word
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  • Ba Sardo
    UPDATE: Zombies are not afraid of fire, but boy do it stir the passions of the local fire department.
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  • Captplaid
    The slime is hitting the fan here!

    Mrs. Plaid found a zombie outside the house!!!

    It's 1:30 and she's outside smoking a cigarette. She comes in and asks for a spotlight. She says someone is out there.

    CRAP! All I have is a pelican flashlight on the counter!
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  • Captplaid
    I go out there. SHoot first and ask questions later.
    Auh.. wrong thing to say here.
    I yell.
    "Who's out there." and sound pissed.
    We see a reflection moving faster.
    Then there is a crash. Barb wire fence/ electric fence between me and my neighbor's pasture/ junk yard.[:D]
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  • aramisvi
    that's why we got a dog...he's not very viscious though...unless you give someone a raspberry on the belly then he's all up in your ear.
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  • Captplaid
    He's gone.

    Mrs. PLaid says he wasn't a zombie, but I have my doubts.

    She said he was talking on a cell phone "I've been walking in this &*&@(* corn field for 5 hours. I don't know were the (@#$% I am. AW, I just ran into another line." (Electric wire)

    Shoot, all he had to say was "I'm lost".

    I still say what kind of moron gets lost in a corn field out here. The corn is only thigh high.

    Mrs. Plaid is kind of mad at me for yelling at him. Heck, she's the one worried about someone sneaking around in the dark behind the house.
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  • aramisvi
    couldn't find any cows to tip i take it.
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  • Captplaid
    Note to self.

    KEEP A CHARGED SPOT LIGHT IN MY SHTF KIT!

    Need to be able to see those Zombies!


    THere's a freakin full moon and this moron can't find the road and keeps running into fences???
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  • aramisvi
    hey...theres a good market for ya...night vision goggles for zombies
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  • Captplaid
    Neighbor has a lot of junk in that pasture.

    I hope he tripped on a rusty disc.
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  • aramisvi
    too bad the corn isn't ready, you could make him pick it for ya while he's out there. zombie americans need work too, they have a coffin and 7,000,000 worms to feed.
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  • bingeebob
    no zombies here, just cant sleep
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  • Captplaid
    Checked the airports website. www.skydivechicago.com Night jumps are on Saturday with the full moon. THought this guy might have jumped and missed the dropzone.
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  • Captplaid
    Guess that means I can't pracice shooting tracer's into the corn field on Saturday night. [:(!][}:)]
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  • aramisvi
    wonder if your zombie is smart enough to use the light from his cell to see with.
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by aramisvi
    wonder if your zombie is smart enough to use the light from his cell to see with.


    That's what I'm saying.

    Just because he's capable of using a cell phone doesn't mean he is not a zombie. Zombies can still adapt to the environment. It's basic logic.
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  • ElMuertoMonkey
    Hmm... zombies in the cornfield. Not good. Definitely not good...

    Where's the durned fully automatic shotgun when ya need it?[:p]
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  • aramisvi
    some zombies just can't let go either. he's probably trying to trade stocks or something.


    well, i'm off to bed. Capt. have a good night sir.
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