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  • zipperzap
    ... or the Las Vegas Churches (sorry for the caps).

    THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.

    NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

    SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.

    THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

    THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS!
    [:D]
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  • sharpshooter039
    You would never know it on here because of my rants about religion but I was raised Methodist,,I still went to our family church several times a year until they started their "open hearts open minds open door" policy,,where they voted it was Ok for open homosexuals to pastor a church and tell me why I am sinning and whats wrong with me,,now dont get me wrong I know several homosexuals and good friends with a few but if you are living that lifestyle you have no place preaching to me about sin
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  • buschmaster
    jokes like that keep people from becoming literate. [^][:I]
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  • zipperzap
    I'll have you know that I'm an illiterate Methodist, myself!
    [:o)]
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  • spryor
    quote:Originally posted by select-fire
    What religion did you say was weird?


    Most all...
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  • Captplaid
    quote:Originally posted by zipperzap
    I'll have you know that I'm an illiterate Methodist, myself!
    [:o)]


    Methodists are just Baptists who can read.
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  • bigtire
    I think they call that surgery an "addadicktome".
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  • Captplaid
    I know a preacher that converted from Baptist to Methodist. He said the Methodist had better benefits. [:D]
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  • buschmaster
    what did they do with the spare vagina then? sell it on ebay?
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  • select-fire
    quote:Originally posted by buschmaster
    what did they do with the spare vagina then? sell it on ebay?


    It went to New Orleans... to build another dike.
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