What's the orneriest thing you did......
When you were a kid?
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Well- I was about 6 yrs old....... come to think of it, the statute of limitations may not have run out on THAT one yet! Never mind![:p] 0 -
Stole boxes of candy from my sister's gs troop and sold them at school for $1 a bar.
When I was way younger, the neighbor girl and I painted the car green with leftover paint.0 -
Glued my fathers new boots to the top of his dresser. Got my butt beat too! 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tobefree
quote:Originally posted by sothere
I just sent payment for a M-12 16 ga. solid rib. Does that count?
Wife does'nt know........YET
No but it is freaking cool~~~~
Ok,Ok even.I shot my sister alright,,,,,Happy now?[:(!][;)]0 -
I can't tell you all of it, but they told me I'd go blind if I did it. Ha! They were wrong! I only had to wear glasses! 0 -
Think I was around 4
Glass marbles in the clothes dryer- First time I ever meet hell face to face when mom heard the noise[:D]0 -
I don't know where to begin.........I'm a tad passive-aggresive and have been "ornery" way too many times.
But I gotta tell this one[:D]. Got fired from a good job due to "personality conflict". Knew where my ex-supervisors 19 yo daughter worked. Made nice with her, took her to dinner and drinks, and was drinking coffee at his kitchen table 2 weeks later after a "wild night". The look on his face was priceless.[}:)]0 -
in high school during lunch a kid that was a bully sat down across from me, he reached across the table and took my apple crisp with his hand. p'od i hit him in the head with what was left of the tray until it broke and stuck my fork in his forehead. right between his eyes. he never touched my food again.[:0] 0 -
quote:Originally posted by tomahawk
in high school during lunch a kid that was a bully sat down across from me, he reached across the table and took my apple crisp with his hand. p'od i hit him in the head with what was left of the tray until it broke and stuck my fork in his forehead. right between his eyes. he never touched my food again.[:0]
You'd do just fine in a state prison. [:D]0 -
Putting about half a gallon of soap in the waterfountain in town was always fun...
Foam all over..
That was not the worst though - I guess the worst I did..
Well, I'm regretting I did it and not too proud of it neither.0 -
When I was about 10 or 11, we lived in Colorado (in a small rural town called Franktown). Well, my dad got word that he was being transferred to Ohio, and the night he told the family about it I got so pissed off that I went to our truck, which was stacked full with bales of hay, and proceeded to toss every single bale off the truck and down a hill behind the barn. It made me feel better... that was until my parents made me drag every single bale of hay BACK up the hill and BACK onto the truck. 0 -
I was 11 and already grounded for some reason i cant remember, to work off my punishment I washed my moms brand new black pontiac grand prix...couldnt find a sponge so i used an SOS pad...and i did a really good job, car had to be repainted, new chrome, new glass, etc....my rearend still hurts when i talk about it.
when i was 9, i decided to play "cowboys and indians" in the backyard. I was the "indian" and got under my parents bed in a cigar box that had my dads prohibited arrowhead collection in it..dad came home and i ran inside pretending i was doing nothing wrong, when he mowed the grass after dinner and heard rocks going through the mower and realized it was his arrowhead collection that i left in the yard...well, my rearend still hurts when i talk about it.0 -
-glued a pillow to my cousins face when he was sleeping, took forever to get that off
-shot out one of my house windows with bb gun
-shot out the window of some guys bulldozer with bb gun, got my ass whipped for that one
-shot out 2 of neighbors windows with bb gun when they were building their house, no one figured out who did that one, i was all covert about it, when i was like 6, dressed in all black with face paint and all my toy guns and bb gun, and went out on a mission for his windows, parents still think it was my friends down the road0 -
AND, i was at a church mission camp and one of my friends and i figured it would be fun to look in the girls shower room windows, stood on his back and were spotted, got caught and got kicked out of the camp 0 -
almost forgot about the time when i had just got divorced, and started dating....girlfriend called me when i just got home from work wanting me to drive 30 miles to visit her. I told her i was tired, hungry, and didnt feel like it. So she said she could get a pizza delivered by the time i got to her house, made sense at that time, so i went. After i got there and ate the pizza, we went to bed...in the middle of doing you know what she said told me she loved me and i freaked out and left. When i got home she had left me a message that i owed her $14 for the pizza.....after several messages i sent her a check for $13.75 and on the memo wrote "pizza", and another check for $0.25 and on the memo wrote Pu$$y"
she cashed both of them.0 -
We had a real mean babysitter. So we collected a gallon jar full of snakes. Chased her into the bathroom with them.
Then we put them under the door and she was trapped.
She stood in the bathtub crying and screaming until she couldn't make any noise. Lasted almost 2 hours.
Mom was not happy and the 6 of us boys paid a sever price. I was the oldest about 10 at the time
She is probably traumatized to this day and I do feel sort of bad. But she was really mean.0 -
hmm...when i was 12 my friend and i broke every single window of a local high school that had just closed. by every window i mean over 1000 windows. we also spray painted the entire place with gang ghraffiti that we had seen on some news program about inner city gangs. it took us about 6 hours to do it. just as we were leaving some cops showed up and caught us....or so we thought. being quick witted 12 yr olds we immediatley said we saw 3 black guys running away. since we lived in a city that basically had no black people we were confident no innocent blacks would be caught. the police took off in search of these "blacks" and we split. 2 days later it was all over the news. i wont say how much the estimated the cost of damage but it was ALOT. also, the local mayor and city council and police cheif got hounded because they "failed to keep inner city gangs out of our town" hahaha. we thought it was hilarious. a bunch of rich white people who lived in a city that had one homocide in 30 years and almost NO crime were in hysterics over the thought that some black gang had moved into their city.
the high school has since re-opened and 10 years ago i donated a bunch of money to the school to make amends.0 -
quote:Originally posted by Jeepgod2002
after several messages i sent her a check for $13.75 and on the memo wrote "pizza", and another check for $0.25 and on the memo wrote Pu$$y"
she cashed both of them.
Nunn, can you please either re-write this or delete it. Thank you for your even application of board rules.0 -
I had a chemistry teacher in high school that was just a huge jerk. I don't know a single person that liked him. He gave my friend and I an F on a project we had busted our butts on, and the three other chemistry teachers said it was "A" material. Anywho, we took an ad out in the classifieds using his adress from the school directory. The ad spoke of a garage sale full of motorbikes, go carts, popcorn machines, anything we could think of. The "sale" started at 5:00 AM on Saturday and lasted until noon, then started again 6:30 AM on Sunday until noon. The following monday after the "garage sale," he came to school with bloodshot eyes and kept complaining to other teachers about "jack asses coming to my house for a garage sale." I felt good afterwards. 0 -
when i wa about 13 or 14 we all gathered up in the front our neighborhood, there was a big road used my blots of people in front of it, we had one kid lay on the ground and we all would pretend to be kicking him, now it looked like 8-9 kids kickeing the hell out of one kid on the ground. Two cars drove by, the one in the front hit the brakes almost caused a colision. We all scattered, guy in the car tried to follow us but he was in OUR neighborhood and didnt know his way around. We called the game superman! 0 -
Originally posted by OJMayoOriginally posted by Jeepgod2002
after several messages i sent her a check for $13.75 and on the memo wrote "pizza", and another check for $0.25 and on the memo wrote Pu$$y"
Nunn, please clear this up...since its obviously ok to use the same lingo in another current post?
"Sarge,
We were raised the same way; I wouldn't be the man I am today without a good a$$ whooping when I needed it. I tried to raise my boys the same way. They are 35 and 37, have a rock solid worth ethic and still say "sir" to their elders.
My wife has been in education for 26 years now and is an administrator. She comes home pi$$ed on a regular basis because so many parents won't accept responsibility for their spoiled rotten brats.
My dad died in 1983 and every Fathers Day I say a prayer and light a candle in honor of his memory. I didn't say "thank you" before he died. I wish I could turn back the clock."0 -
quote:Originally posted by OJMayo
hmm...when i was 12 my friend and i broke every single window of a local high school that had just closed. by every window i mean over 1000 windows. we also spray painted the entire place with gang ghraffiti that we had seen on some news program about inner city gangs. it took us about 6 hours to do it. just as we were leaving some cops showed up and caught us....or so we thought. being quick witted 12 yr olds we immediatley said we saw 3 black guys running away. since we lived in a city that basically had no black people we were confident no innocent blacks would be caught. the police took off in search of these "blacks" and we split. 2 days later it was all over the news. i wont say how much the estimated the cost of damage but it was ALOT. also, the local mayor and city council and police cheif got hounded because they "failed to keep inner city gangs out of our town" hahaha. we thought it was hilarious. a bunch of rich white people who lived in a city that had one homocide in 30 years and almost NO crime were in hysterics over the thought that some black gang had moved into their city.
the high school has since re-opened and 10 years ago i donated a bunch of money to the school to make amends.
after you picking on my "orneriest thing i did" post, i find this rather fitting.0 -
Well once when I was in grade school the principal spanked me (I was framed I tell you). He spanked me once and I laughed. He spanked me again and I told him not to do it again or he would be sorry. I got spanked pretty good when he told my folks that. So I made my plan. The next day I offered to go get the snack milk and as I was passing by the principals office (he was out) I used my trusty screwdriver to pull his hinge pins off his door. He came back opened his door and the door fell off and smashed the glass with his name and title out of it. I was never aprrehended. 0 -
Gah........where to start? I was the worst kid in the world sometimes! My parents had NO idea what to do with me, because I got straight As in school, but was always doing something crazy!
Ok, to start:
Caught my grandma's house on fire. Twice. (loved fire, still do!)
Dumped about 10 quarts of oil into the interior of a newly restored 60s era Mustang. I had a DANG good reason to do this: The guy who owned it was a BULLY to everyone my age years before! He beat the living HELL out of a bunch of us, for NO reason! Sometimes, when I get depressed, I call him up and go "HEY OIL MAN, HOW YA DOIN??" This drives him NUTS, because he knows it is about that incident! He still has NO clue who did it! [:D]
Used to make molotov cocktails and throw them onto the trains from a high point that the train would pass under. FUN!
Dug a HUGE HOLE at the end of my Grandpa's sidewalk. At least 2' deep. He came home later that night after drinking a few at the local tavern.......screwed up his leg something terrible. Got beat good for that one!
We used to have this big wooden box where we got our newspapers delivered (was a newspaper carrier for years and years.) We'd take the lid of that box, slam it HARD, and it'd sound like a car hitting something.....then we'd make "yiiiiiiipe yiiiiiiipe yiiiiiiiipe" sounds like a dog in pain. People would slam on their brakes, stop, get out and look for the "dog". We'd be dying laughing! We did that for YEARS. Never got old.
Used to sneak up and pound on the local cop car window. The cop would be sound asleep! Lots of fun to be had in a town that has ONE cop on duty, if you know where that cop is!
Killed a copperhead and put it in my Grandma's mailbox. Being a farm girl, she opened the mailbox, saw the snake, took it out, and then proceeded to beat my butt!
Put up a "roadblock" with those flashing lights and A-frame construction signs. There was a detour on the highway, but we re-arranged it so that traffic came to a complete STOP! That prank made the paper!
Used to sneak up on the cars parked at the local "lover's lane" near the river and throw bottle rockets, firecrackers etc into the windows!
At my aunt's we broke something like 100 dozen eggs. She had this HUGE chicken house, FULL of layers. The 4-5 of us kids decided to have a "egg fight to end all egg fights" and we DID! We had to pay for all the eggs! [:(]
Thats all I can think of right now. It really is a wonder that someone didn't kill me.
Merc0
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