Why guns are the best hobby
(Mind you, this is very much tongue-in-cheek![;)])
1) You can defend your home with a gun collection - try defending your home with a coin collection.
2) When you're up to your eyebrows in drunken bikers, see how soon it takes them to beat you blind when you tell them you own every issue of Spider-Man from 1978 thru 1982.
Now see if they do the same when you show them you own one of every model of Mossberg shotgun.
3) Learning to shoot teaches you patience, discipline, caution, and marksmanship.
Learning to put model airplanes together teaches you which glues and paints huff the best.
4) John Wayne never said, "Tennis anyone?"
5) With guns you typically get what you pay for - a more expensive gun wil usually last longer and shoot more.
Now try mailing more than one letter with a stamp.
1) You can defend your home with a gun collection - try defending your home with a coin collection.
2) When you're up to your eyebrows in drunken bikers, see how soon it takes them to beat you blind when you tell them you own every issue of Spider-Man from 1978 thru 1982.
Now see if they do the same when you show them you own one of every model of Mossberg shotgun.
3) Learning to shoot teaches you patience, discipline, caution, and marksmanship.
Learning to put model airplanes together teaches you which glues and paints huff the best.
4) John Wayne never said, "Tennis anyone?"
5) With guns you typically get what you pay for - a more expensive gun wil usually last longer and shoot more.
Now try mailing more than one letter with a stamp.
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You forgot #6.
6) It's the hobby that p***es off all the right people![}:)][;)]0 -
Hey, if I hit you just right with a Silver Dollar, it would really hurt....[;)] 0 -
quote:Learning to put model airplanes together teaches you which glues and paints huff the best.Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't this skill help you maintain your Glock collection? Afterall, they are plastic, right?[:D] 0 -
8. You can use them to shoot your neighbors model car collection. 0
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