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Killed Me a Varmint Today!

Marc1301
Came home, and what did I see,......a damn cardinal sitting on the hood of my truck![}:)] No offense to Catholics,......it was of the avian variety.
SOB needed to die, so I busted out the 12 gauge, and gave it heck!
That sucker will never crap on my hood again. Now I need to go repair the holes in my truck hood, but its all cool.
Gotta go bury it in the back yard, next to the other "bodies",.....man, I think I'm gettin wood!
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  • Cubslover
    Sorry dude, it's our state bird, also, look below.

    A crow? Kill it, just not a Cardinal.
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  • stevenrayspeck
    Uh, out here cardinals are very rare birds to see.

    So they aren't neccessarily classified as a Varmint[:o)]
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  • gbeggrow
    I see where you are headed with this. Stir....stir....[:0][:o)]
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  • Marc1301
    Guess I better add that this is a "take off" JOKE.[8D]
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  • Cubslover
    Ha, I understand now.
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  • Colt Super
    Did you use a 3 inch Magnum sabot slug ??

    I would have.

    Particularly on YOUR car.

    Doug
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  • sierrasam
    no worries, the pope has been fair game before.
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  • Marc1301
    Doug,......it's a "truck".
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  • Jacob2008
    Im throwing the BS flag.

    Post pics.
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  • dolfan
    Tell us more! We gun nuts love the bloody details.[:p]

    What else you got burried in the ol' homestead??
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  • Marc1301
    If'n I told ya,.......I might have ta kill ya, and bury you out there too.
    Oops,.....I forgot, I'm a "city slicker", so why in the world am I talking that way?[:D][;)]

    I am out of here!
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  • Jacob2008
    quote:Originally posted by Marc1301
    If'n I told ya,.......I might have ta kill ya, and bury you out there too.
    Oops,.....I forgot, I'm a "city slicker", so why in the world am I talking that way?[:D][;)]

    I am out of here!

    That a threat?
    [:0][:(!]
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  • KSUmarksman
    making fun of the brave virtuous cat hunters? [:D]
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  • LaidbackDan
    I do the same thing whenever I see gorilla's at the zoo.

    Damn dirty apes.
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  • grdad45
    Don't tell me you wasted that meat!!
    They taste a lot like eagle.
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  • wundudnee
    You should have just winged it and let your dog finish it off, thats so much more stimulating. Be sure you post your next kill. Dirty, filthy, parasite ridden, vermin, red birds. [}:)]
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  • mateomasfeo
    Mark, you let us off the hook WAY too soon...
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  • select-fire
    Maybe it is flashback from your A/C.. I wonder if the power is off thread. Don't you have a tester ? Maybe you should invest in one?
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  • hotshoot
    pictures, pictures we need pictures!!!!!!,...... of the kill, gun and truck...
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  • bpost
    Nice shot!
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  • Permanently deleted user
    "VARMINT: is that the cousin to a'MENTOS MINT: ????
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  • Odawgp
    well barkingdog hasn't chimed in yet so I will do it for him

    quote:you should be proud of yourself for killing an animal for no reason. i hope you ate it at least...



    [8D]
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  • Odawgp
    second thought come to mind


    quick

    HIDE IT!!


    before barkingdog sees and comes over to make you eat it
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  • He Dog
    I am sorry, I know you think this is funny, but I think it is pathetic. If you had waited until the cat ate the bird you could have shot the cat and gotten two with one shell. Now you will have to waste another shell to get the cat. Poor economy, and do be sure to fire selectively.
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  • select-fire
    The cat may not have liked red meat.
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