Joke Of the Day= Cop Humor
Traffic cop vs. VIOLATOR !!!
A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is
a
real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer. The violator
demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the
officer
calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly
goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring
"battleship mouth and rowboat ass".
The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done
with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of
the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the
"Violator" for his signature.
The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented
his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer then removes his mirrored sunglasses, gets in the middle
of
the guy's face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember
you're an sweetie!"
Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad
record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to
represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red
light.
Under cross-examination, the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this
a
reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"
Officer responds: "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his
signature
and mine, same number at the top."
Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on
this
citation you don't normally make?"
Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there
is
an 'AH', underlined."
Attorney: "What does the AH stand for, officer?"
Officer?: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."
Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"
Officer: "Yes, Sir?"
Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for sweetie?"
Officer: "Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do!"
A motorcycle officer stops a man for running a red light. The guy is
a
real jerk and comes running back to the motor officer. The violator
demands to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the
officer
calmly tells him of the red light violation. The "Motorist" instantly
goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual
orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms.
The officer, being a professional, takes it all in stride, figuring
"battleship mouth and rowboat ass".
The tirade goes on without the cop saying anything. When he gets done
with writing the citation he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of
the narrative portion of the citation. He then hands it to the
"Violator" for his signature.
The guy signs the cite angrily, tearing the paper, and when presented
his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for.
The officer then removes his mirrored sunglasses, gets in the middle
of
the guy's face and said, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember
you're an sweetie!"
Three months later they are in court. The "Violator" has such a bad
record he is about to lose his license and has hired an attorney to
represent him.
On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red
light.
Under cross-examination, the defense attorney asks, "Officer, is this
a
reasonable facsimile of the citation you issued my client?"
Officer responds: "Yes sir, this is the defendant's copy, his
signature
and mine, same number at the top."
Attorney: "Officer, is there any particular marking or notation on
this
citation you don't normally make?"
Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there
is
an 'AH', underlined."
Attorney: "What does the AH stand for, officer?"
Officer?: "Aggressive and Hostile, Sir."
Attorney: "Aggressive and hostile?"
Officer: "Yes, Sir?"
Attorney: "Officer, are you sure it doesn't stand for sweetie?"
Officer: "Well, Sir, you know your client better than I do!"
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How about the cop that stops the motorist and tells him he rolled thru a stop sign.
The motorist replies-"I slowed down-whats the difference?"
The cops pulls him out of the car and starts thumping the guy on the head with his flashlight. He then tells the man "Now, do you want me to slow down or do you want me to stop?[}:)]0
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