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mond
Joe took his blind date to the carnival.
"What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her room mate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
"How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy." [:D]
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  • CHEVELLE427
    i got it [:D][:D]
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  • GuvamintCheese
    Mond, you gave away the punchline in the title.[:o)]
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  • He Dog
    That is older than even the Yorksire Dales, but I still feel for the guy, I think I might have dated her. I did date a girl once with buck teeth, boy could she kiss![:X][^][:p]
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  • oldgunner
    Poor Kim..I feel her pain. I been weft out fer years.
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