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  • Mossbergboogie
    Just so you know, I did add your name to my most recent giveaway. So you had a chance to win, but dad didn't pick your name. If you want to be angry, be angry at him.
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  • Mossbergboogie
    [;)]
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  • Mossbergboogie
    what do you think the potential murder weapon would have been??
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  • Mossbergboogie
    You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
    If ugliness were bricks, you would be the Great Wall Of China.
    You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
    If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
    You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you poop Happens.
    You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
    You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.
    You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
    You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
    You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
    You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you.
    You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
    You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor took one look at you and slapped your parents.
    You're so ugly, you stuck your head out of the car window and got arressted for mooning.
    You're so ugly, your pet name is Scooby-Doo.
    Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
    You're so ugly, you have to Trick or Treat by phone.
    You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor your father went into shock.
    You're so ugly, everytime your mother looks at you she says to herself, "Damn, I should've just given head."
    I know why you look like a horse, because I saw your mother grazing in the field.
    You're so ugly, when we play peek-a-boo - first I peeked, then I booed.
    You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
    You're so ugly, they call you Taco Bell - when people see you they run for the border.
    You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
    You're so ugly, the tide wouldn't bring you in.
    You're so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, "Thanks for bringing him back."
    You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.
    You're so ugly, you went to a freak show and got a permanent job.
    You're so ugly, the police sketch artists are afraid to draw you.
    You're so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.
    You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
    You're so ugly, farmers use your picture as a scarecrow.
    You're so ugly, everytime you go out you get chased by the dogcatcher.
    You're so ugly, when you jerk off your hand tries to fall asleep.
    You're so ugly, you can't hail a bus.
    You're so ugly, they call you Moses because every time you step the water parts.
    You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krugger nightmares.
    You're so ugly, they let you park in handicapped spaces.
    You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.
    You're so ugly, when you went to the zoo they refused to let you out.
    You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.
    You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor the doctors went on strike.
    You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing.
    Your girlfriend is so ugly, OPP meas, "Oh, please, put it away!"
    You're so ugly, people put your picture in their car window as an anti-theft device.
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  • Mossbergboogie
    did you get a chance to watch the sale on the web site i posted while back?
    anyways 803lb steers @ so close to 900/hd just as well call it 900.00
    [:D]

    not a nice trip back home with the cattle pot empty tonight.... cross winds with gusts around 60mph......that will make you pinch shut.
    should have bob tailed it home...oh well....made it with out tipping over.
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  • Mossbergboogie
    Another member's post reminded me of Don, who has not posted since mid-July. Does anyone know whether he is okay or not?
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  • Mossbergboogie
    Your in Trouble,, sending them dang addictive Pecans down here. I am starting to have withdrawal symptoms already.. [;)][;)]

    BR is wanting to order more..[;)]

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  • Mossbergboogie
    How's your boog?
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  • Mossbergboogie
    You are in fine form tonight! [:D]
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  • Mossbergboogie
    you do NOT have email.[:o)]
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  • juju
    You should meet him in person, that boy is a trip[:D]

    JuJu(proud to call dcon a friend)
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  • oldgunner
    That boy got more lines than a note pad, and every one is straight.
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