dcon12
Hey, I just noticed you are in Albany, man thats just a .22 shot from my hunting leases.
Maybe we could meet up the nxt time I head up to plains to check the lease.
JuJu(who jumps off 75 at Albany and takes the back roads into plains)
Maybe we could meet up the nxt time I head up to plains to check the lease.
JuJu(who jumps off 75 at Albany and takes the back roads into plains)
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Just so you know, I did add your name to my most recent giveaway. So you had a chance to win, but dad didn't pick your name. If you want to be angry, be angry at him. 0 -
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what do you think the potential murder weapon would have been?? 0 -
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did you get a chance to watch the sale on the web site i posted while back?
anyways 803lb steers @ so close to 900/hd just as well call it 900.00
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not a nice trip back home with the cattle pot empty tonight.... cross winds with gusts around 60mph......that will make you pinch shut.
should have bob tailed it home...oh well....made it with out tipping over.0 -
Another member's post reminded me of Don, who has not posted since mid-July. Does anyone know whether he is okay or not? 0 -
Your in Trouble,, sending them dang addictive Pecans down here. I am starting to have withdrawal symptoms already.. [;)][;)]
BR is wanting to order more..[;)]
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How's your boog? 0 -
You are in fine form tonight! [:D] 0 -
you do NOT have email.[:o)] 0 -
You should meet him in person, that boy is a trip[:D]
JuJu(proud to call dcon a friend)0 -
That boy got more lines than a note pad, and every one is straight. 0
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