My wonderful girlfriend
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
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>decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It
>was
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>her beautiful younger sister.
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>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
>and
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>generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
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>over to
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>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
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>whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
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>overcome.
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>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
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>married and committed my life to her sister.
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>
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>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
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>upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, ju st come up
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>and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
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>stairs.
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>When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
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>stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
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>straight to the front door.
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>
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>I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
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>entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
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>
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>With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are
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>very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
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>better man
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>for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
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>
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>And the moral of this story is:
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>
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>Always keep your condoms in your car........
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>decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It
>was
>
>her beautiful younger sister.
>
>
>
>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
>and
>
>generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come
>
>over to
>
>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she
>
>whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
>
>overcome.
>
>
>
>She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
>
>married and committed my life to her sister.
>
>
>
>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
>
>upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, ju st come up
>
>and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
>
>stairs.
>
>
>
>When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the
>
>stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline
>
>straight to the front door.
>
>
>
>I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my
>
>entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
>
>
>
>With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are
>
>very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a
>
>better man
>
>for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
>
>
>
>And the moral of this story is:
>
>
>
>Always keep your condoms in your car........
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[:D][:p][:D]Very nice.
Jon0 -
HAHAHA![:)][:D] 0 -
[:D] Makes me smile every time I see this one. 0 -
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L[:p]L! 0 -
I've heard someone snookered "Dear Abby" with this one. 0 -
very lucky i'd say !! but funny [:D] 0 -
First time I ever saw this one... laughed like crazy at 6am, made my wife mad. But, thanks for the funny joke. [:)] 0 -
awesome! 0 -
I don't get it. Shouldn't the moral be, "always keep condoms in your wallet, NOT your car?" 0 -
That's funny 0 -
A few days ago on the radio, Rush Limbaugh said that if ever decided to get married again, he hoped a true friend would just tell him to "buy the gal a house, and then break up with her" because that's where it would end up anyway. 0 -
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Good one,very funny. 0
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