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A Riddle

mateomasfeo
Here is a riddle for the true intellectual. Try to come up with the
answer on your own.

The answer is at the bottom for those who are unable to think this one through.

Here's the riddle:

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite
sides of the earth.

One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor.

The other is getting oral sex from an 85-year-old toothless woman.

They are both thinking the exact same thing... What are they both thinking?
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  • mateomasfeo
    Riddle:

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

    For the answer, click and drag your mouse from star to star.



    * GET YOUR DRUNK ASS OFF THE MERRY-GO-ROUND!! *
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  • mateomasfeo
    Schwartzenegger has a big one

    Michael J. Fox has a small one

    Madonna doesn't have one

    The Pope has one but doesn't use his

    Clinton uses his all the time

    Mickey Mouse has an unusual one

    George Burns' was hot

    Liberace never used his on women

    Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his

    We never saw Lucy use Desi's

    What is it?


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    Play Ball!!!
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  • mateomasfeo
    An iron horse with a flaxen tail.
    The faster the horse runs,
    the shorter his tail becomes.
    What is it?
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  • dolfan
    [:D]
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  • tomahawk
    [:D][:D][:D]
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