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  • 11BravoCrunchie
    quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
    Gee whiz Ben and Zulu, why no invite for me?

    [8D]



    Because we don't like you. If you gave me on of those Benelli M4 Tacticals you've got laying around doing nothing, then things might be different.

    And Dcon, no, I'm not a Packer. I don't get paid enough.
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  • mateomasfeo
    ZULU, to gain your friendship all I have to do is give you a Benelli?

    What could you do with it? Ya can't drink it...

    The fudge Packers have a better chance of winning the Superbowl.
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    quote:Originally posted by Ox190
    If you truly believe that the Texans are gonna win you are a poor misguided soul.


    we'll c who's misguided after tomorrow buddy!!! [;)]
    mateo - c u soon!!!
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  • wizard78
    This thread is very apropos for an email I got recently.


    Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking
    out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a
    nude female, passed out drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Dolphin's
    fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Cowboy's fan
    took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,
    but with some grumbling, the Texan's fan took off his cap and placed it
    over her girly part.

    The police were called and when the first officer arrived, he conducted an
    investigation. First he lifted up the Dolphin's cap, replaced it and wrote
    down some notes. Next, he lifted the Cowboy's cap and replaced it, writing
    down some more notes.

    The officer then lifted the Texan's cap, replaced it, then lifted it
    again, replaced it, lifted it a third time and replaced it one last time.
    The Texan's fan was becoming annoyed and asked, "What are you, a pervert
    or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"

    "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when you look
    under a Texan's cap you find an azz-hole."

    [8D]
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  • Cubslover
    You'll be in my prayers tonight, HBBG! Good luck, it was nice knowing you.
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    HBBG,

    I was born and raised in the Houston area. 1974 graduate of La Porte high school. My folks live in Webster, and I Alvin. But, with all those connections to the Houston area, I feel very confident in saying..DALLAS RULES [:D]

    Trinity +++
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    quote:Originally posted by TrinityScrimshaw
    HBBG,

    I was born and raised in the Houston area. 1974 graduate of La Porte high school. My folks live in Webster, and I Alvin. But, with all those connections to the Houston area, I feel very confident in saying..DALLAS RULES [:D]

    Trinity +++


    trader!!!
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  • mateomasfeo
    quote:Originally posted by hisbigbootygirl


    mateo - c u soon!!!



    I am on the way!

    ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!!!?
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by eboydell
    Jennifer, You are perfectly safe!

    Damn right she is, if Don feels safe in Matty's arms, why shouldn't she?
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  • dlrjj
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    Dallas 27
    Houston 3


    Is that the number of beers? Don
    Player arrests.
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
    quote:Originally posted by dcon12
    quote:Originally posted by dheffley
    Dallas 27
    Houston 3


    Is that the number of beers? Don
    Player arrests.


    That was funny.
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  • dlrjj
    But accurate.


    OK, breaktime is over, so back out to building fence.
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  • Cubslover
    quote:Originally posted by dlrjj
    But accurate.


    OK, breaktime is over, so back out to building fence.


    It's too hot for that. Take another break, until November.

    I've told you before Dan, if you ever need any help, I'm a short drive away. I certainly owe you.
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  • TrinityScrimshaw
    HBBG,

    I'm not a trader. When the those jerks moved my Oilers to TN, I had no choice but to become a Dallas fan. The Texans have no history with me, and have not proved worthy of my fan support yet. To me the real Texans are still Lamar Hunts Kansas City Chiefs.[;)]

    With that said, congratualtions on the win.....I hate eating crow[:D]

    Trinity +++
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  • hisbigbootygirl
    [:D][:D]thanx there trinity!

    yep!!! TEXANS WON!!!
    There's a bunch of guys on GB eating crow today!!! hahahaha!

    some seriously misguided soals! [:p]

    It was a really good game and I had a GREAT time! Mateo was the perfect gentleman and not that bad at drunk driving either!!! [;)]

    open mouth folks, insert foot!!! jen had it right!!! [8D]
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  • mateomasfeo
    Damn it Jen!

    HBBG you were a little hard on me as the Texans whomped our ass!

    Thanks for being gentle with me in almost every respect.

    For you guys out there, Jen's pictures do not do her justice! She is a drop dead hottie with a personality to match. She is like a guy trapped in a hot female body!

    We cussed, spit, yelled, teased and partied the weekend away. If the Cowboys were gonna pick a game to lose, this was a good one.

    Next year in Dallas we will kick your ass! Mark it on your calendar.

    All the rest of you guys out there, eat your hearts out!!!!

    [:p]
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  • MVP
    It was only a year ago and you were saying;
    For you guys out there, dcons pictures do not do him justice! he is a drop dead hottie with a personality to match. he is like a girl trapped in a hot male body!

    We cussed, spit, yelled, teased and partied the weekend away.
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  • Permanently deleted user
    quote:Originally posted by MVP
    It was only a year ago and you were saying;
    For you guys out there, dcons pictures do not do him justice! he is a drop dead hottie with a personality to match. he is like a girl trapped in a hot male body!

    We cussed, spit, yelled, teased and partied the weekend away.


    He just kicks them to the curb when a new one comes along...
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  • KrinkovMan
    Its sad [:D][:)]
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  • tomahawk
    it was dcon in his holloween bootygirl costume. he got to go again[:D]
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